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			by Hargas Steelhead <br \>
			<br \>

			A LADDIE named Alladorn Echindar, <br \>
			to a WHORE'S uncle casually mentioned her. <br \>
			He said, "AIN'T she divine, <br \>
			when OBSERVED from behind?" <br \>
			Said the UNCLE, "That's why I commissioned her!" <br \>
			<br \>
			A PRETTY young lass named Amonien, <br \>
			Had MORE clothes than any Mikonian. <br \>
			To STORE her deposits, <br \>
			She BUILT extra closets, <br \>
			Near BIG ENOUGH to stable a pony in! <br \>
			<br \>

			A PRETTY young lass named Amonien, <br \>
			Had MORE clothes than any Mikonian. <br \>
			To STORE her deposits, <br \>
			She BUILT extra closets, <br \>
			Near BIG ENOUGH to stable a pony in! <br \>
			<br \>

			There WAS a young fellow named Bel <br \>
			Whose TALE is heart-breaking to tell. <br \>
			In the WOODS he did crap <br \>
			Right OVER a trap. <br \>
			The RESULT, oh it's tragic as hell! <br \>
			<br \>
			A TROUBLED young laddie named Branik, <br \>
			Was FREQUENTLY seen in a panic. <br \>
			When BROUGHT to a priest, <br \>
			To CURE his disease, <br \>
			The CLERIC said "Fuk it! He's manic!" <br \>
			<br \>

			A GUILTY young fella named Crestu, <br \>
			Once LOOKED for a priest to confess to. <br \>
			He OPENED his bag o' sins, <br \>
			By MISTAKE to a paladin, <br \>
			Who SAID, "Now I have to arrest you!" <br \>
			<br \>
			There ONCE was a laddie named Delen, <br \>
			who FANCIED a ripe juicy melon. <br \>
			with a SHARP-pointed pole, <br \>
			he CARVED out a hole, <br \>
			and WHAT he did then, I'm not tellin'! <br \>
			<br \>

			There ONCE was a laddie named Drakken, <br \>
			Who's KNOWLEDGE of ladies was lackin'. <br \>
			He THOUGHT that all lasses <br \>
			Liked HAVING their asses, <br \>
			BESTOWED with his squeezin' and smackin'! <br \>
			<br \>
			The HANDSOME young man Durenunde, <br \>
			could NOT keep his instrument tuned. <br \>
			He PLAYED it so much, <br \>
			it HURT to the touch, <br \>
			and NOW, sad to say, it is ruin'd! <br \>
			<br \>
			There WAS an old woman named Esther, <br \>
			Who SAID to the man who undressed her, <br \>
			"You'll FIND it best, dear, <br \>
			To APPROACH from the rear. <br \>
			The FRONT is beginning to fester." <br \>
			<br \>

			I ONCE knew a fella named Grumb, <br \>
			Whose BOTTOM was totally numb. <br \>
			Until ONE day he sat, <br \>
			On a SHARP-clawed house cat, <br \>
			And he YELLED, "Oy! There's sense in my bum!" <br \>
			<br \>

			There ONCE was a fellow named Jozan, <br \>
			who AWOKE after hours of dozin', <br \>
			his PANTS had a hole, <br \>
			which LET in the cold, <br \>
			and the TIP of his willy was frozen! <br \>


			So ah SAID t' thes lass named Yvarra "Hey! <br \>
			Ye COME from a land very far away. <br \>
			Yir BEAUTY'S exotic, <br \>
			An' yir SCENT es narcotic, <br \>
			Ef ah ASKED fir a kiss, what wid ye say?" <br \>
			Miss MILKINA she smiled as she sweetly said, <br \>
			"Yir CUTE as a button, Sir Steely Head! <br \>
			But ah'm NOT keen on kissin', <br \>
			There's so MUCH we'd be missin', <br \>
			So HOW 'bout we go to yir room instead!" <br \>

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VoidHamlet: Fixed category.

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