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Whose cave this is I think I know,
Where deep in earth two rivers flow.
For in this cave I found a Tree,
But not of wood: a tapestry.

No, this one's branches growing wild
Attempt to tell who is who's child,
Whose cousin this, whose mother that,
Who came from whom, and who begat.

Pauline, Rhiannon, Umbar, Yan,
Are four of several in this clan.
There's Arwen, Seren, Brom, and Jones -
The only one with human bones.

Then Grug and D'niel, Mity'Ki -
I could not bear to miss those three.
And leading them, or so I'm told
Is Bivrip, who's impossibly old.

They've heads of elves, and men, and boars,
All mounted high to watch their stores.
A gorgon here, and what's that there?
Why I'll be damned - an M'Chek bear!

And there, upon a western wall,
A tapestry adorns the Hall
With pins and lines and notes to show
The places goblins need to know.

I never thought I'd see a place
Where goblins show a friendly face,
Where Making isn't chore but joy,
From hero's blade to children's toy.

But let me warn you of one thing
And tell you what you ought to bring
When visiting this special place
Finely wrought with thought and grace.

The willingness to talk and trade
Is worth as much as gold and jade,
So bring with you your sharpest wit,
And be prepared to chat and sit.

And if your nose is sensitive,
A scarf is what you'll need to live,
For some of these kind goblins smell
Like rotten eggs from deepest Hell!

-Carter Sane

[[Category:Books|The Lair of the Valley Goblins]]

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