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<p>Created page with &quot;By <a href="/Frannie_Mouze" class="mw-redirect" title="Frannie Mouze">Frannie Mouze</a>&lt;br&gt; &lt;br&gt; &lt;br&gt; Just last night, at the Rompin’ Romani,&lt;br&gt; Distracted by Kate… &lt;br&gt; Not getting fey faced…&lt;br&gt; Rade proposed the sewers...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>By [[Frannie_Mouze|Frannie Mouze]]&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> Just last night, at the Rompin’ Romani,&lt;br&gt;<br /> Distracted by Kate… &lt;br&gt;<br /> Not getting fey faced…&lt;br&gt;<br /> Rade proposed the sewers&lt;br&gt;<br /> I almost left…I stayed&lt;br&gt;<br /> Ever to my dismay…&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> Noriel got annoyed cause we were all lingering&lt;br&gt;<br /> She pulled out a poster&lt;br&gt;<br /> Quicker than she sets out coasters&lt;br&gt;<br /> Go look for this violet mage&lt;br&gt;<br /> And his lycan posers&lt;br&gt;<br /> Sucky reward, but we’re bored&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> Through the outskirts we went…&lt;br&gt;<br /> Looking here and there&lt;br&gt;<br /> Ooo in the tree, is a bear&lt;br&gt;<br /> Round and round, from east to west&lt;br&gt;<br /> It seemed like a pointless quest&lt;br&gt;<br /> Oh! By the waterfall, a scent fills the air.&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> There in a pile on the ground…&lt;br&gt;<br /> Some violet robes, and what’s that goo?&lt;br&gt;<br /> Dead lycans around, melting into a pool…&lt;br&gt;<br /> The scent, the stench, I had so hoped to forget&lt;br&gt;<br /> Its burned into my nose, into my soul…..&lt;br&gt;<br /> It’s the smell of the Oozemaster, I’m no fool….&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> I met him long ago, responding to alarms at Finmaegen Keep&lt;br&gt;<br /> He stole a cup, and hijacked some slaves,&lt;br&gt;<br /> He out and out ruined Lord Evershield’s day…&lt;br&gt;<br /> We followed his slime, his stench filled path of ooze&lt;br&gt;<br /> I thought we beat him, I thought he was slayed…&lt;br&gt;<br /> I guess I was wrong, thank Mikon I have perfume and a scarf….&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> Into the woods, we followed the slime…&lt;br&gt;<br /> All the worst smells you can think of, and then ten times worse&lt;br&gt;<br /> Down the ridge we doored, the leap we traversed….&lt;br&gt;<br /> Into a valley, ooooooo beware of the drips&lt;br&gt;<br /> Into the pool of slime we were immersed&lt;br&gt;<br /> Little oozes erupt and form… in the distance though I see him&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> Through the woods, slash, whap, strike down the lil bits of goo…&lt;br&gt;<br /> As we get closer, the stench grows ever more offensive&lt;br&gt;<br /> The oozes are larger, we’re all on the defensive&lt;br&gt;<br /> There he is, in the center of the pool of ooze&lt;br&gt;<br /> He looked at me, his gaze almost pensive…&lt;br&gt;<br /> He asked for me, and all others would be spared…&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> Tor made himself a human shield, as the Valokian spoke&lt;br&gt;<br /> “bards have the true power, the trust knows not what they miss”&lt;br&gt;<br /> Were the words that he spoke, I just wanted to cover my face&lt;br&gt;<br /> ”Come freely, child. With your magic and mine, we will conquer this place”&lt;br&gt;<br /> I want to be seen, I want to be heard, but this orc’s suggestion is absurd&lt;br&gt;<br /> He continued “Damar will be entertained to hear of your ... end” ooo interesting case&lt;br&gt;<br /> Too bad for him, that didn’t impress me enough to overcome his scent…&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> He laughed, and the boys attacked…&lt;br&gt;<br /> Moonmage was flinging spells, and I whispered to her to pause….&lt;br&gt;<br /> Let the boys hit, the orc isn’t our foe, slinging spells now is a lost cause…&lt;br&gt;<br /> We waited impatient, burning up piles of slime and goo&lt;br&gt;<br /> Oh! there they go, they got him… heh they think it’s time to pause&lt;br&gt;<br /> I look to Sapphire, and say wait for it… it will come&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> From the puddle of ooze he rose….&lt;br&gt;<br /> A mass of slime, a sight to behold&lt;br&gt;<br /> Now Sapphire, let the spells roll&lt;br&gt;<br /> Flames start to fly, as everyone pushes at the shimmering ooze&lt;br&gt;<br /> Ooo…the battle, the stench, keep it up, don’t fold&lt;br&gt;<br /> There he goes… finally melting into the ground..&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> This song is to tell you,&lt;br&gt;<br /> This song is to keep in mind&lt;br&gt;<br /> When you smell the stench, watch out for the slime&lt;br&gt;<br /> The Oozemaster is a slimey beast&lt;br&gt;<br /> Lots of treasure though he does find.&lt;br&gt;<br /> Burn your clothes, and leave the stench behind!&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> Energies depleted&lt;br&gt;<br /> Oozemaster defeated….&lt;br&gt;<br /> For now…&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> [[Category:Songs|Valokian Oozemaster]][[Category:Songs by Frannie Mouze]]</div>

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