It Don't Float No More
On account of the raising of the Dawn of Terror
A wizard I know just announced today...
He thought it time to take a seaside trip
We all smiled and thought it would be mild
Until he said he was going to raise a ship
And I said:
No no no no - It don't float no more
It's mostly sitting on the ocean floor
No, thank you, please; Despite the ocean breeze
That really sounds just like a chore...
The wizard explained, there shoudn't be no pain
we wouldn't be floating it all alone
In a voice quite gentle, he explained his plan
He thought he'd use a water elemental
And I said:
No no no no - It don't float no more
It's mostly sitting on the ocean floor
No, thank you, please; Despite the ocean breeze
That really sounds just like a chore...
The only ship, ever sunk by a restless chick
Was manned mostly by lizards from Drotid
It may sound trite, by now they're pretty ripe
and most likely rarin' for a fight
And I said:
No no no no - It don't float no more
It's mostly sitting on the ocean floor
No, thank you, please; Despite the ocean breeze
That really sounds just like a chore...
Most ships you see, tend to bob and weave
As Ingoren takes them for a ride
and not all of we, really liked the sea
and spent some time puking over the side
Me I said:
No no no no - It don't float no more
It's mostly sitting on the ocean floor
No, thank you, please; Despite the ocean breeze
That really sounds just like a chore...
The undersea mount was no pleasant jount
Slimy undead lizards all around
a distinct lack of air, made it quite unfair
the rest of what happened I'll not expound
Me I thought:
No no no no - It don't float no more
only elementals keep it off the ocean floor
No, thank you, please; Rotten wood makes me sneeze
I think my foot just went through the floor...
The lizard cap'n made his second last stand
It didn't turn out better than the first
We headed west, no one thought in jest
The idea of sailing past Mikona was the worst
Me I said:
No no no no - It don't float no more
Its mostly sitting on the ocean floor
No, thank you, please; Despite the ocean breeze
That really sounds just like a chore...