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Once met with a dryad sublime.<br>  
Once met with a dryad sublime.<br>  
The dryad in question looked great in a saddle;<br>  
The dryad in question looked great in a saddle;<br>  
They had quite a smacking good time.  
They had quite a smacking good time.<br>
 
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''Chorus'': Nonsense! Nonsense! Sir, don't you have any conscience?  
''Chorus'': Nonsense! Nonsense! Sir, don't you have any conscience?<br>
 
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Hey toodle-doodle, a dwarf and a poodle,<br>  
Hey toodle-doodle, a dwarf and a poodle,<br>  
Once met in a Romini bath.<br>  
Once met in a Romini bath.<br>  
The dog was quite pleased with the dwarf's mighty noodle,<br>  
The dog was quite pleased with the dwarf's mighty noodle,<br>  
But tooth marks stirred up the dwarf's wrath.  
But tooth marks stirred up the dwarf's wrath.<br>
 
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''Chorus''  
''Chorus''<br>
 
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Hey piddle-diddle, a nymph and a fiddle,<br>  
Hey piddle-diddle, a nymph and a fiddle,<br>  
Once met two young maids most risque.<br>  
Once met two young maids most risque.<br>  
The nymph used his fiddle to get in the middle;<br>  
The nymph used his fiddle to get in the middle;<br>  
He dawdled then went on his way.  
He dawdled then went on his way.<br>
 
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''Chorus''  
''Chorus''<br>
 
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Ask me no question, I'll tell you no lie --<br>  
''(softly)'' Ask me no question, I'll tell you no lie --<br>  
A conscience IS nonsense, and that's my reply!
A conscience IS nonsense, and that's my reply!




[[Category:Songs|Nonsense]]
[[Category:Songs|Nonsense]]

Revision as of 12:55, 15 September 2006

by Findail

Hey fiddle-faddle, an elf and a paddle,
Once met with a dryad sublime.
The dryad in question looked great in a saddle;
They had quite a smacking good time.

Chorus: Nonsense! Nonsense! Sir, don't you have any conscience?

Hey toodle-doodle, a dwarf and a poodle,
Once met in a Romini bath.
The dog was quite pleased with the dwarf's mighty noodle,
But tooth marks stirred up the dwarf's wrath.

Chorus

Hey piddle-diddle, a nymph and a fiddle,
Once met two young maids most risque.
The nymph used his fiddle to get in the middle;
He dawdled then went on his way.

Chorus

(softly) Ask me no question, I'll tell you no lie --
A conscience IS nonsense, and that's my reply!