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''by [[PCs:Brant_Risko|Brant Risko]]''<br>
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''The world's the way it is''<br>
''But what if things changed?''<br>
''Flip it all upside down''<br>
''Wouldn't that be so strange?''<br>
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If T'Nanshi were M'Chek<br>
What would become of the elves<br>
Would they turn into humans?<br>
Would they still feel like themselves?<br>
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Can you imagine all the elves<br>
Reaching up near their ears<br>
Where the points wouldn't be<br>
Would they break down in tears?<br>
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But the saddest part of all<br>
Would be their short lives you see<br>
An elf who lives to a hundred<br>
Would never hit puberty!<br>
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''The world's the way it is''<br>
''But what if things changed?''<br>
''Flip it all upside down''<br>
''Wouldn't that be so strange?''<br>
<br>
What would change bring the gnomes<br>
Would their noses grow short?<br>
When they take a deep breath<br>
Would it come out like a snort?<br>
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But I know about the dwarves<br>
At least that much is clear<br>
They'd have to start milking cows<br>
Because they'd stop drinking beer!<br>
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''The world's the way it is''<br>
''But what if things changed?''<br>
''Flip it all upside down''<br>
''Wouldn't that be so strange?''<br>
<br>
What would happen to Ferrell<br>
And us halflings so short?<br>
Would we grow tall as the trees<br>
And hunt giants for sport?<br>
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Cause giants would be tiny<br>
Just up to my knees<br>
Sure would be funny to see<br>
Them blow away when I sneeze!<br>
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''The world's the way it is''<br>
''But what if things changed?''<br>
''Flip it all upside down''<br>
''Wouldn't that be so strange?''<br>
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But me, I like this world<br>
All that stuff would be wrong<br>
Cause if everything was changed<br>
How would I sing my songs!<br>

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