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			There ONCE was a priest named Cord Willn, <br \>
			who CONFRONTED a dastardly villain. <br \>
			"Hear THIS," said the priest, <br \>
			"I'll SEE that ye cease, <br \>
			your RAPIN' and lootin' and killin'! <br \>
			Still the CRIMINAL wasn't afraid, <br \>
			and a JAGGED-edge knife he displayed, <br \>
			but brave CORD yet prevailed, <br \>
			and he PUMMELED and jailed, <br \>
			this CROOK and his crooked-edge blade! <br \>
			<br \>
			I KNOW a brave halfling named Harriet, <br \>
			Whose HORSE was so small she could carry it. <br \>
			'Twas TOO small to ride, <br \>
			But at LEAST when it died, <br \>
			It DIDN'T take long for to bury it! <br \>
			But Miss PROUDFOOT'S an upstanding lass, <br \>
			Who's as CHARMING and cute as she's fast. <br \>
			Her ACHIEVEMENTS are many, <br \>
			But I'll GIVE ye the skinny, <br \>
			On SOME of the deeds she's amassed. <br \>
			With NARIN she served Gorethar, <br \>
			And with OTHERS she bested Hugar! <br \>
			When the LICH came a callin' <br \>
			She and SAMMY weren't stallin', <br \>
			When they RESCUED our city from harm! <br \>
			So I'd LIKE to say thanks to this lass, <br \>
			To HARRIET, I'm raisin' me glass, <br \>
			Here's to ALL her good deeds, <br \>
			She's a GREAT friend indeed, <br \>
			(in HEART, a bit more so than mass) <br \>
			<br \>
			There's a CURIOUS ranger named Cuxn, <br \>
			Whose young WIFE is both randy and buxom. <br \>
			She CLUTCHES her hubbie, <br \>
			his FACE to her bubbies, <br \>
			And WON'T let him go till he sucks 'em! <br \>
			<br \>
			A MIKONIAN beauty named Kima, <br \>
			Is KNOWN to swim nude in the stream'a. <br \>
			A CELIBATE friar, <br \>
			once HAPPENED to spy her, <br \>
			And NOW he has got a wet dream'a! <br \>
			<br \>
			A YOUNG Twostep laddie named Kwale, <br \>
			Had ACQUIRED a taste for cheap ale, <br \>
			When one NIGHT a young lass, <br \>
			Took a PISS in his glass, <br \>
			He EXCLAIMED, "This beer's good, but it's stale!" <br \>
			<br \>
			This LASS from T'Nanshi, Green Raven, <br \>
			Does ENJOY an insatiable cravin'. <br \>
			She's been KNOWN to invite, <br \>
			Fourteen LADS in a night, <br \>
			To ENTER her innermost haven! <br \>
			<br \>
			A SEX-STARVED young wizard named Rex, <br \>
			Had a LASS in a brothel perplexed, <br \>
			When he SAID (to the whore), <br \>
			"Do ye KNOW Andrinor? <br \>
			Cuz ye SURE got a magic vortex!" <br \>
			<br \>
			A young KURATHENE noble named Tancy <br \>
			He FANCIED those tasks that were chancy. <br \>
			In a JOUST with Sir Jude, <br \>
			He rode BACKWARDS and nude! <br \>
			Now his ARSE holds the tip of Jude's lancy! <br \>
			<br \>
			This HEROIC young paladin Vian, <br \>
			Has a PLATTER he likes to serve tea on. <br \>
			But he SCRUBS it clean nightly, <br \>
			And I'd SAY so quite rightly, <br \>
			E'er since KHARAK once used it to pee on! <br \>
			<br \>
			The GREAT dwarven bard known as Hargas, <br \>
			once WORKED in a travelling circus. <br \>
			The twins BLECK and Bluwo, <br \>
			a FLATULENT duo, <br \>
			said "We WAGER you cannot out-fart us!" <br \>
			Well HARGAS had never been known, <br \>
			to IGNORE a gauntlet that's thrown. <br \>
			Of his FARTS he was proud, <br \>
			So he ANSWERED aloud, <br \>
			"I'll out-FART ye in volume and tone!" <br \>
			Well the TWINS they were eager to start, <br \>
			so they GOT in position to fart, <br \>
			They LOUDLY broke wind, <br \>
			'twas a TERRIBLE din, <br \>
			and the SMELL, t'was stale and tart. <br \>
			The TWO were quite pleased with their gas, <br \>
			but HARGAS just smiled as they passed. <br \>
			He'd HEARD from a flautist, <br \>
			that HIGH notes ring loudest, <br \>
			so he TIGHTENED the cheeks of his ass!<br \>
			And his FART, as it flew, made such sound, <br \>
			that it DEAFENED near half of the town. <br \>
			But those FOLKS with strong ears, <br \>
			still HEARD the judge cheer, <br \>
			"The DWARF wins the contest, hands down!" <br \>
			And THEN, at that point, it is said,<br \>
			Bleck and BLUWO they turned tail and fled!<br \>
			For their SWAGGER was maimed,<br \>
			And their FLATULENCE shamed,<br \>
			By this HERO named Hargas SteelHEAD!<br \>
			<br \>
			Disclaimer: All unflattering stories in this work are exaggerated or invented for purposes of humor.

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Pandaerus at 16:02, 27 June 2006

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Orleron at 16:55, 30 May 2020

VoidHamlet: Fixed category.

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