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			Steelhead<br \>
			by Hargas Steelhead<br \>

			<br \>
			There once was a priest of O'Ma, <br \>
			Who OFFENDED an ancient church law. <br \>
			One HOT sunny day, <br \>
			He was RANDY an' gay, <br \>
			An' he BUGGERED a cleric of Ptah! <br \>
			<br \>
			The LADS at th' Order o'th' Way, <br \>
			Keep INSISTIN' they're members ain't gay. <br \>
			But TRUTH be et told, <br \>
			If ah MAETE be so bold, <br \>
			They BUGGER each other all day! <br \>
			<br \>
			Ah'm KNOOWN far 'n wide fer me charms <br \>
			An' me WIT, an me prowess wit' arms! <br \>
			But WHAT'S lesser knoown, <br \>
			The sheer SIZE o' me boone, <br \>
			For the LADIES, es cause fer alarm! <br \>
			<br \>
			Ah was JUST a young randy wee dwarf, <br \>
			When ah HIRED a nymph-whore on the wharf. <br \>
			'twas a SICKENIN' surprise, <br \>
			when ah LATER surmised, <br \>
			'twas in TRUTH an old hag polymorphed! <br \>
			<br \>
			There WAS a mer-man with a notion, <br \>
			Who GAVE a mer-maid some love potion. <br \>
			It WORKED really fine, <br \>
			They HAD a great time, <br \>
			And NOW there's mer-kids in the ocean. <br \>
			<br \>
			There WAS a young man from Anasket, <br \>
			Who once SCREWED a dead whore in a casket. <br \>
			He ALLOWED 'twas a vice, <br \>
			But he THOUGHT it was nice, <br \>
			She had NEEDED no money, nor'd asked it. <br \>
			<br \>
			A COUPLE were seeking delight <br \>
			In a GRAVEYARD by eerie moonlight <br \>
			"GRUESOME!" he said <br \>
			"Boy, it SURE did!" she said, <br \>
			"I sure HOPE you can bury it right ... " <br \>
			<br \>
			So I SAID to the mermaid, "My dear, <br \>
			I've THOUGHT about this for a year: <br \>
			Since it's NO use to hunt <br \>
			For a CUNT in your front, <br \>
			By CHANCE, is there one in your rear?" <br \>
			<br \>
			Two FAIRIES were flitting one day <br \>
			In the MEADOW where they liked to play <br \>
			When the MALE made a pass <br \>
			at the OTHER (a lass), <br \>
			showing NOT quite all fairies are gay! <br \>
			<br \>
			An ACCIDENT really uncanny <br \>
			BEFELL an unfortunate granny; <br \>
			She sat DOWN in a chair <br \>
			While her FALSE teeth were there, <br \>
			And BIT herself right in the fanny. <br \>
			<br \>
			A PERVERTED young man in a choir, <br \>
			Had an UNNATURAL love for his lyre. <br \>
			But he GOT his ding-lings, <br \>
			Both STUCK in the strings, <br \>
			Now he's SINGIN' a full octave higher! <br \>
			<br \>
			When he OFFERED thes lassie unique <br \>
			INSTRUCTION in smoochin' technique, <br \>
			(And SWORE his instruction <br \>
			Stopped SHORT of seduction) <br \>
			He SPOKE wit' his tongue in her cheek! <br \>
			<br \>
			Said a HOMELY ole maid, unrefined, <br \>
			"Let's SCREW!" to a man just and kind. <br \>
			He REPLIED, "For thes task, <br \>
			Ye must PUT on a mask, <br \>
			And ah'll GIVE et t' ye from behind!" <br \>
			<br \>
			To his BRIDE said the sharp-eyed detective, <br \>
			"It might BE that my eyesight's defective… <br \>
			Is your EAST tit the least bit, <br \>
			The BEST of your west tit? <br \>
			Or IS it a trick of perspective?" <br \>
			<br \>
			An old SOLDIER who lived on a pension, <br \>
			Saw a LASSIE more lovely than mention. <br \>
			He SAID, "My poor rod, <br \>
			In the OLD days, by God, <br \>
			Would have RISEN and stood at attention!" <br \>
			<br \>
			There are SOME who think sex is a sin, <br \>
			But I SAY to these folk, "Think again! <br \>
			For it's NATURAL, no doubt, <br \>
			Since a FELLA juts out, <br \>
			In the PLACE where a damsel juts in!" <br \>

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