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Simon Drat at 14:12, 16 July 2006

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	[[Category:Songs\|Of Dwarves and Bears]]		[[Category:Songs\|Of Dwarves and Bears]]
	~~'''Of Dwarves and Bears'''<br>~~
	''By [[PCs:Adagio D'Tranticus\|Adagio D'Tranticus]]''<br><br>		''By [[PCs:Adagio D'Tranticus\|Adagio D'Tranticus]]''<br><br>

Simon Drat at 14:09, 16 July 2006

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			'''Of Dwarves and Bears'''<br>
	''By [[PCs:Adagio D'Tranticus\|Adagio D'Tranticus]]''<br><br>		''By [[PCs:Adagio D'Tranticus\|Adagio D'Tranticus]]''<br><br>

Simon Drat at 19:35, 15 July 2006

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	Why, that's a DWARF you've got, my lad!<br>		Why, that's a DWARF you've got, my lad!<br>
	But if either one catches thee...<br>		But if either one catches thee...<br>
	You didn't get this plan from me!		You didn't get this plan from me!<br>
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			''From [[The Complete Works of Adagio D'Tranticus]], Vol. 1: Comic Songs About Animals''

Simon Drat at 20:18, 11 July 2006

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	''By [[PCs:Adagio D'Tranticus\|Adagio D'Tranticus]]''<br><br>		''By [[PCs:Adagio D'Tranticus\|Adagio D'Tranticus]]''<br><br>

Simon Drat at 05:14, 11 July 2006

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	~~'''Of Dwarves and bears'''<br>~~
	''By [[PCs:Adagio D'Tranticus\|Adagio D'Tranticus]]''<br><br>		''By [[PCs:Adagio D'Tranticus\|Adagio D'Tranticus]]''<br><br>

Simon Drat at 05:11, 11 July 2006

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	'''Of Dwarves and bears'''<br>		'''Of Dwarves and bears'''<br>
	''By Adagio D'Tranticus''<br><br>		''By [[PCs:Adagio D'Tranticus\|Adagio D'Tranticus]]''<br><br>

	I penned this verse hoping to share<br>		I penned this verse hoping to share<br>

Simon Drat at 06:04, 4 July 2006

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	'''Dwarves and bears'''<br>		'''Of Dwarves and bears'''<br>
	By Adagio D'Tranticus<br><br>		''By Adagio D'Tranticus''<br><br>

	I penned this verse hoping to share<br>		I penned this verse hoping to share<br>

Simon Drat at 06:04, 4 July 2006

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Simon Drat at 06:03, 4 July 2006

2006-07-04T06:03:09Z

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'''Dwarves and bears''' 
By Adagio D'Tranticus 

I penned this verse hoping to share 
The diff'rence between dwarves and bears 
It's easy to mistake the two 
So I'll describe them both to you 
The two are quite alike, you see 
So I'll unveil this mystery 

If you observe a simple bear 
You'll note his hide is full of hair 
Much so the furry dwarves whose chins 
Are hidden where the beards begin 
Their fur's a blessing to their peers 
Without it, all would run in fear 
A shaven bear is quite the sight 
And hairless dwarves cause naught but fright! 

The bear on honey likes to feed 
The dwarf subsists on honey mead 
After their meals have been consumed 
Their stenches quickly fill the room 
Both dwarf and bear are stubborn types 
When angered both will air their gripes 
And even if things go their way 
You'll find them growling anyway! 

So how to tell these twins apart? 
When both eat honey, bitch, and fart? 

The answer isn't very clear 
So I'll reveal it now with cheer! 
A dwarf walks upright, on two feet 
Bears walk with four paws on the street 
And you will hardly ever see 
A dwarf climb up into a tree 
So if a furry thing you spy 
Just poke the fat thing in the eye 
Then climb up in the nearest tree 
And if it follows, BEAR it be! 
But if instead an axe it grabs, 
Why, that's a DWARF you've got, my lad! 
But if either one catches thee... 
You didn't get this plan from me!

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	So I'll describe them both to you<br>		So I'll describe them both to you<br>
	The two are quite alike, you see<br>		The two are quite alike, you see<br>
	So I'll unveil this mystery<br>		So I'll unveil this mystery<br><br>

	If you observe a simple bear<br>		If you observe a simple bear<br>
	You'll note his hide is full of hair<br>		You'll note his hide is full of hair<br>
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	A shaven bear is quite the sight<br>		A shaven bear is quite the sight<br>
	And hairless dwarves cause naught but fright!<br><br>		And hairless dwarves cause naught but fright!<br><br>

	The bear on honey likes to feed<br>		The bear on honey likes to feed<br>
	The dwarf subsists on honey mead<br>		The dwarf subsists on honey mead<br>
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	And even if things go their way<br>		And even if things go their way<br>
	You'll find them growling anyway!<br><br>		You'll find them growling anyway!<br><br>

	So how to tell these twins apart?<br>		So how to tell these twins apart?<br>
	When both eat honey, bitch, and fart?<br><br>		When both eat honey, bitch, and fart?<br><br>

	The answer isn't very clear<br>		The answer isn't very clear<br>
	So I'll reveal it now with cheer!<br>		So I'll reveal it now with cheer!<br>