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<p>Created page with &quot;&#039;&#039;by <a href="/PCs:Brant_Risko" title="PCs:Brant Risko">Brant Risko</a> (commissioned by <a href="/PCs:Alaria_Fryar" title="PCs:Alaria Fryar">Sister C.</a>)&#039;&#039;&lt;br&gt; &lt;br&gt; The Why and How are long erased&lt;br&gt; I&#039;m hazy on the Where&lt;br&gt; But as I wandere...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>''by [[PCs:Brant_Risko|Brant Risko]] (commissioned by [[PCs:Alaria_Fryar|Sister C.]])''&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> The Why and How are long erased&lt;br&gt;<br /> I'm hazy on the Where&lt;br&gt;<br /> But as I wandered through the woods&lt;br&gt;<br /> I turned and spied with a stare&lt;br&gt;<br /> A view quite enticing:&lt;br&gt;<br /> A stunning elf derriere&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> Had he worn a cloak or full plate&lt;br&gt;<br /> Perhaps I would not have observed&lt;br&gt;<br /> Those haunches of wonder&lt;br&gt;<br /> So snug and perfectly curved&lt;br&gt;<br /> That led my focus to wander&lt;br&gt;<br /> And frankly, left me unnerved&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> Oh, if only to squeeze them&lt;br&gt;<br /> No, that wouldn't be right&lt;br&gt;<br /> Far better to grab hold&lt;br&gt;<br /> And perhaps take a small bite&lt;br&gt;<br /> I'd be the first to call dibs&lt;br&gt;<br /> Should we camp through the night&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> I don't fully remember&lt;br&gt;<br /> If our mission succeeded&lt;br&gt;<br /> My one true recollection&lt;br&gt;<br /> Is that view unimpeded&lt;br&gt;<br /> I thought the memory would fade&lt;br&gt;<br /> But it has never receded&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> And over time it became&lt;br&gt;<br /> Just a legend, a fable&lt;br&gt;<br /> But not one to repeat&lt;br&gt;<br /> Round the dining room table&lt;br&gt;<br /> Tight, chiseled elven buttocks&lt;br&gt;<br /> I'd be willing and able&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> Some years came and went&lt;br&gt;<br /> And though I never forgot&lt;br&gt;<br /> My lovely vision that day&lt;br&gt;<br /> Elven ass cheeks so hot&lt;br&gt;<br /> There were times when I wondered&lt;br&gt;<br /> Were they real, were they not?&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> Until the day I discovered&lt;br&gt;<br /> The cheek owner's true name&lt;br&gt;<br /> And wondered, does he know&lt;br&gt;<br /> That his true claim to fame&lt;br&gt;<br /> Is that backside perfection&lt;br&gt;<br /> That still set my insides aflame&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> [[Category:Songs|The Fable of Elven Buttocks]]<br /> [[Category:Songs_by_Brant_Risko|The Fable of Elven Buttocks]]</div>

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