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[[Category:Songs|Ballad of Gurg the Orc]]
by [[PCs:Unique|Unique]]<br>
(([http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ballad_of_Jed_Clampett Tune Reference]))

Oh, let me tell ya story 'bout an orc named Gurg.<br>
Lived in Brekon town, in an outer burg.<br>
He was out one day, crushin' him some skulls,<br>
When he was knocked out from behind by a raging bull... (Minotaur that is, hulking beast man, horned horror.)

Well Gurg woke up in a field full o' bones,<br>
His whole regiment had been turned to magic stone.<br>
So he picked up his club and his old dented shield.<br>
And walked all the way to the tiny people's fields. (Ferrell that is, placid waters and fishin' holes.)

So Gurg the orc, he became a fisherman.<br>
Doin' what he wanted, and livin' off the land.<br>
And if ever trouble should come take root,<br>
Well old Gurg, he's still fleet of foot! (Runs like the wind...See ya Gurg! Bye, bye now...)