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Once met with a dryad sublime.<br> | Once met with a dryad sublime.<br> | ||
The dryad in question looked great in a saddle;<br> | The dryad in question looked great in a saddle;<br> | ||
They had quite a smacking good time. | They had quite a smacking good time.<br> | ||
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''Chorus'': Nonsense! Nonsense! Sir, don't you have any conscience? | ''Chorus'': Nonsense! Nonsense! Sir, don't you have any conscience?<br> | ||
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Hey toodle-doodle, a dwarf and a poodle,<br> | Hey toodle-doodle, a dwarf and a poodle,<br> | ||
Once met in a Romini bath.<br> | Once met in a Romini bath.<br> | ||
The dog was quite pleased with the dwarf's mighty noodle,<br> | The dog was quite pleased with the dwarf's mighty noodle,<br> | ||
But tooth marks stirred up the dwarf's wrath. | But tooth marks stirred up the dwarf's wrath.<br> | ||
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''Chorus'' | ''Chorus''<br> | ||
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Hey piddle-diddle, a nymph and a fiddle,<br> | Hey piddle-diddle, a nymph and a fiddle,<br> | ||
Once met two young maids most risque.<br> | Once met two young maids most risque.<br> | ||
The nymph used his fiddle to get in the middle;<br> | The nymph used his fiddle to get in the middle;<br> | ||
He dawdled then went on his way. | He dawdled then went on his way.<br> | ||
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''Chorus'' | ''Chorus''<br> | ||
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Ask me no question, I'll tell you no lie --<br> | ''(softly)'' Ask me no question, I'll tell you no lie --<br> | ||
A conscience IS nonsense, and that's my reply! | A conscience IS nonsense, and that's my reply! | ||
[[Category:Songs|Nonsense]] | [[Category:Songs|Nonsense]] | ||
Revision as of 12:55, 15 September 2006
by Findail
Hey fiddle-faddle, an elf and a paddle,
Once met with a dryad sublime.
The dryad in question looked great in a saddle;
They had quite a smacking good time.
Chorus: Nonsense! Nonsense! Sir, don't you have any conscience?
Hey toodle-doodle, a dwarf and a poodle,
Once met in a Romini bath.
The dog was quite pleased with the dwarf's mighty noodle,
But tooth marks stirred up the dwarf's wrath.
Chorus
Hey piddle-diddle, a nymph and a fiddle,
Once met two young maids most risque.
The nymph used his fiddle to get in the middle;
He dawdled then went on his way.
Chorus
(softly) Ask me no question, I'll tell you no lie --
A conscience IS nonsense, and that's my reply!