Irreverence Awards

What are the Irreverence Awards?

The annual Irreverence Awards is where the not so stellar or laudable among the players can win a prize. Some of us may never win role player of the month, but we sure can misclick and heal mosters damnit! These are meant to be irreverent titles of pride! They are not, and will not be politically correct. They are ours to give to our own with humor, malice, angst, and fuzzy feelings.

Irreverence Awards 2005 Results

1: Spanish inquisition award (Most religious PC)

Eldraea

Honorable mentions: Jared Evershield, Magnus Khan, Whisper the Shade

2: Funniest PC

Gurky Bogglewig (The perfect substitute for a RpotM award)

Honorable mentions: Findail Silaureth, Baal esh-Baal, Herschum Herschweissenbach, Rhissaerk Jalesh

3: Scariest PC

Damar Ogdem (Easily holding onto this award for another year)

Honorable mentions: Micah Elizabeth Ormane, Sinomi Sii, Lady Divinia Cecil

4: Most original PC

Gurky Bogglewig, Herschum Herschweissenbach, Hert Snyder, Joren Le’igh, Nagel

5: Most unoriginal/stereotype PC (dwarven dwarf PCs, elven elf PCs, etc)

Thror Stormhammer (whether this’ll make him even more grumpy is anyone’s guess)

Honorable mentions: Just about every elf archer out there.

6: Best monster healer

Divinia Cecil (Backed by almost the entirety of Avlis, including Khaelindra)

Honorable mentions: There was anyone else?

7: Pussy mage award

Oorayv’levena (Your blank vote couldn’t stop the inevitable Eef)

Honorable mention: M'hogar

8: Most likely to die at any given moment

Dannar Blighte (His altar must surely be covered underneath a mountain of flowers now)

Honorable mention: Fraudoc Loclac

9: Most in need of a sex change

Tied between Jadrienne Starfire and Dala Wennen (There must be something more to pale mastery than meets the public eye..)

Honorable mention: Jared Evershield

10: The middle

Garek blackstone (Fill in the blank here please.. I don’t remember ever meeting him IG)

Honorable mentions: Kareth Ma’fer, Godloth Mikonar

11: Zombie Award (most likely to be found online)

Ony ‘Sea-shrimper’ Bibi (Ensuring everyone gets their daily portion of yarr!)

Honorable mention: O’Ma

12: Most likely to give/recieve spite via sexual transmission

Susallia Songbird (Extending the bardic repertoire even further)

Honorable mentions: Alphonse Ironfin, Jand de la Fleur, Jadrienne Starfire, Micah Elizabeth Ormane, Kareth Ma’fer.

13: Happy camper award '05

Ania

Honorable mention: Arion Xalvas

14: Bset typeer awayrd

Ony ‘Sea-shrimper’ Bibi (This was to be expected.. sorry Xeo)

Apparently most others type decent enough

15: PC we'd most like to see dead, forever

Fraudoc Loclac (public enemy #1!)

Honorable mention: Kareth Ma’fer

16: Friendly Fire '05 award

Ellowin Snyder (Fortunately she hooked herself a perfect living shield.. and occasional bullseye)

Honorable mentions: Dale Marshall, Miette Hartley

17: Most Inefectual

Alphonse Ironfin (He is cute though)

Honorable mention: Mhog’ar

18: INT 3 '05 award

Hert Snyder (For obvious reasons.. and the periodic recipient of award winner #16 I’m sure)

Honorable mentions: Sinomi Sii, Ed

19: Skywalker award (most in need of a fall to the other side)

Hert Snyder (People get confused by a good thug)

Honorable mentions: Micah Elizabeth Ormane, Most of the Healer core

20: Jerry springer award (biggest public embarrassment)

Rhissaerk Jalesh (Maybe that’s why he moved to the start tent?)

Honorable mentions: Heronimous Fox, Sinomi Sii

Irreverence Awards 2004 Results

1: Fanatic '04 (Most Religious PC)

Kellid D'Prey

2: Funniest PC

Baal esh-Baal

3: Scariest PC

Damar Ogdem

4: Most Original PC

Feril

5: Most Unoriginal/Stereotype PC (dwarven dwarf PCs, elven elf PCs, etc)

Elvithrar Rydralla

Honorable mention: Thror Stormhammer

6: Best Monster Healer

Divinia

7: Pussy Mage Award

Oorayv'levena

8: The Middle

Tied between Arc Kressen, and Zopar Uth Matar

9: Most in need of a sex change (polymorph other?)

Jadrienne Starfire

Honorable mention: Mowghina

10: Most likely to die at any given moment

Lucien Dark

11: Zombie Award (most likely to be found online)

Rhissaerk Jalesh

12: Most likely to give/recieve spite via sexual transmission

Jand de la Fleur

Honorable mentions: Archfarchnad Maleficarum and Delclara Nancekuke

13: Power Gamer '04.

Quintillion

14: bset typeer awayrd (as in, whoeveer can;t type worth shit)

Isamu

15: PC we'd most like to see dead, forever.

Isamu

Honorable mention: Kardiana Elhandrin

16: Friendly Fire '04 Award

Aryana Skelter

17: Most Innefectual

Tied between Lucien Dark, and Xen

18: INT 3 '04 award.

Tied between Gortog, and Jester

Irreverence Awards 2003 (nominations)

1. Fanatic '03 (Most Religious PC)

Polio

Kaelyn MacCaddor

Amonien Amana

2. Funniest PC

Jerry Cornelius

Kissik Kuttah

3. Scariest PC

Damar Ogdem

Timo Karr

Silus Froag

4. Most Original PC

Raging Squirrel

Tangleroot

Vence Black

5. Most Unoriginal/Stereotype PC (dwarven dwarf PCs, elven elf PCs, etc)

Kharrak Hammerstar

Vian Valorian

Begnar the Coarse Fustir

6. Best Monster Healer

Kharrak Hammerstar

Vroshgrak Treesitter

7. Pussy Mage Award

Tiras Japeth,

Peregryne Twostep

8. The Middle

Agatha Dane

Halvar Yanocen

Kaelyn MacCaddor

Mari Briggs

Maxinion Carnen

Merago Jert

Pollio

9. Most in need of a sex change (polymorph other?)

Mowghina Moonblood

Roland Barre

10. Most likely to die at any given moment

Ayren Milen

Cuxn Starfire

Jerry Cornelius

Kanga

Oelwyn

Sh'lieulas Zemaneth

Silus Froag

11. Zombie Award (most likely to be found online)

Green Raven

Ayren Milen

Tiras Japeth

12. Most likely to give/recieve spite via sexual transmission

Aryen Milen

Janur

Tenirra

Grohl

13. Power Gamer '03.

Badz'nik LeSonic

Kanga

Rolland Barre

14. bset typeer awayrd (as in, whoeveer can;t type worth shit)

Annika Ju'eir

Aodyn Daithi

Arkn'Sterod Bloodsaik

Cuxn Starfire

Ed

Hermonius Fox

Kanga

Misty Moonbow

Amonien Amana

Strangg

15. PC we'd most like to see dead, forever.

Slade Sanniset

Vian Valorian

16. Friendly Fire '03 Award

Agatha Dane

Badztnik

Crunk

Elvawen Tu'for

Merlo Lurke

Sili Lililuen

Xal Mor

17. Most Innefectual

Ayren Milen

Berri Dawns

Falcon

Froag

Naril Gel'for

Sindee Lightful

Zacharias Johannson

18. INT 3 '03 award.

Arena Helerin

Grohl

Kanga

Llyshra

Ned Kelly

Raging Squirrel

Sharla Strider

Sydney Losstarot

Vence Black

Vroshgrak Treesitter