Two Bards Together

We two bards together
Roaming 'cross the land
Two bards together
A glorious bardy band

We skirt fire beetles
Sneak past spiders and bees
Rats and wheat both fear us
As do herbs and trees

Can't neither of us fight
But both of us can sing
Between us fifteen bardic spells
Not useful for any damned thing

We both run quite well, though
Most useful for two bards
Then tell our stirring tales
Of heroes afterwards.

-- Zor (PCs:Zor)