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Revision as of 15:03, 6 October 2010
Avlis Ban FAQ
Q: Why was I banned?
A: This was most likely explained to you in your ban notification. If not, you have the right to ask a team member.
Q: How long is my ban?
A: Bans are permanent. This isn't a vault jail or getting grounded. You are banned for life.
Q: This seems unfair. I didn't do anything that bad.
A: Bans are final.
Q: What happens if I've seen the light? I can change!!!
A: Bans are final.
Q: What about my super cleverness? I can get a new set of CD keys. Suck on that Avlis Team!
A: We run back end processes that match more than CD keys. If you try and come back, there will be a nasty note to your ISP.
Q: Oh. That's so weaksauce. I want to complain!
A: Complain away. Bans are final.
Q: Cries Okay. Can I at least get my character on another CoPaP world? They don't know I'm banned.
A: No.
Q: It's been 5 years since my ban. I have grown up a lot, and even volunteer at a shelter for puppies. Can I come back?
A: Bans are final.
Q: I wonder if my friend Benjamin Franklin will let me back in...how about a nice donation?
A: We accept all donations through PayPal (there is a link on the Portal page. Bans are final.
Q: Ooohh!!!I'm so mad now. I'm going to find you and kick your ass.
A: Bans are final. NecroZombie is waiting
Q: I apologize for my attitude. I would like to play though. I'll even join the team to be a builder!
A: Bans are final, and we are declining your request to join the team.
Q: Fine! I'm going to ask someone else on the team.
A: The entire team discusses bans at length. They will give you the same answer. Bans are final.
Q: But...
A: No.
Q: BUT!!!!!!
A: No.
Q: KISS MY BUTT!!!!!
A: No.
Q: Where can I find World of Warcraft?
A: Best Buy. I'd wait for Cataclysm though.