Tip the Bard

By Frannie Mouze

There you see her
Standing there across the stage
She does have a lot to say
But there’s something about her
And you don’t know why
But you’re dying to try
You wanna tip your bard


Yes, you want her
Look at her, you know you do
It’s possible she wants you to
There is one way to ask her
It don’t take a word
Not a single word
Go on and tip your bard


Sing with me now
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
My, oh, my
Look at the boy too shy
He ain’t gonna tip the bard
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Ain’t that sad
Ain’t it shame, too bad
You gonna miss the bard


Now’s your moment
by the stage, under the moon

Now Boy, you better do it soon
No time will be better
She don’t sing a word
And she won’t sing a word
Until you tip your bard.


Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Float along
Listen to the song
The song say tip your bard
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Music play
Do what the music say
You wanna tip your bard


You’ve got to tip your bard
Why don’t you tip your bard
You gotta tip your bard
Go on and tip your bard.

((apologies to Disney, and if this is inappropriate, let me know :) ))