Two Bards Together
We two bards together
Roaming 'cross the land
Two bards together
A glorious bardy band
We skirt fire beetles
Sneak past spiders and bees
Rats and wheat both fear us
As do herbs and trees
Can't neither of us fight
But both of us can sing
Between us fifteen bardic spells
Not useful for any damned thing
We both run quite well, though
Most useful for two bards
Then tell our stirring tales
Of heroes afterwards.
-- Zor, (PCs:Zor)