Ganoom
One: Introduction
Gnomish as a language was developed by Deider (vocabulary) and Vergilius (grammar). Others have added their thoughts to the language, but the language itself has not yet been approved. Those who study and use gnomish should be aware of its status as an unofficial language.
Two: The Basics of the Gnomish Language
Common Phrases
° Fegallishaaven — Hello (literal translation: May Fegall be with you!) ° Jorscht — Goodbye ° Schnauzenweil? — How are you? (lit: Is your nose clean?) ° Weilichzt — I am well (lit: Clean as a whistle!) ° Daavensplatz — Thank you ° Dootishev — You're welcome ° Makishein — Excuse me ° Liebnitz — Holy smokes ° Faknsplchznt — Damn ° Enkraftunsplunk — Bless us all (lit: We are all working to build the great machine.) ° Ganoom — Gnome ° Tinischnauzen — Non-gnome (lit: small nose) ° Poopenschliemer — Rectum ° Assentaapen — To be screwed over ° Tiflaagenbauf — Generous person, nice guy, hero ° Snachenbost — Beaver ° M'Chektisnachenbost — M'Chekian beaver ° HaadtifundM'Chektisnachenbost — The elusive M'Chekian beaver ° Snachenbost te dosch? — Where's the beaver? ° Antaschnauzen, ka bludinschekt o faashen che bittenhauzenmauf? - Is that your nose, or did a mosquito bite your face?