Once I Knew A Lizard
by Brant Risko
Once I knew a lizard
Who had a great big axe
He swung it roundabout his head
In service of Aarilax!
Once I knew a lizard
Who had a fiery knife
And every time he went to war
His enemies ran for their life!
Once I knew a lizard
He had a dagger in each hand
If the first slash didn't cut you
The second would surely land!
Now I know a lizard
His halberd is six feet tall
He's the mighty mister Rhissaerk
The strongest shaahesk of all!