Dinner Is On Me

by Adagio D'Tranticus
(A pub song, with audience participation. Every time the singer says "Dinner is on me!"
the audience is encouraged to yell out, "HUZZAH! WE'RE GETTING FED FOR FREE!")

I love fishing! That's for me!
Because I'm getting food for free!
Gather round, my friends, you'll see!
Tonight your DINNER IS ON ME!

I'm cooking up your food, my friends
And trout is on the plate.
(Unless you prefer Ferrell Eel)
Please do not show up late.

Please do not stop to shop for food
Tonight your meal is free
I'm fishing for your meal, my lads!
Your dinner is on me!

I'll fish straight through the night, my mates!
Feel free to eat your fill.
I hope you're partial to seafood
'Cause trout is on the bill!

There's more than thirty of you here
That's quite a lot to feed
So do not worry, all will eat
But YOU all buy the mead!

Oh dinner is on me, my lads,
Dinner is on me!
But worry not about your foooooooooooooood.....

We're hav-ing fiiiiiish... frick-a-seeeeeeeeee!
YOUR DINNER IS ON ME!

From The Complete Works of Adagio D'Tranticus, Vol. 3: Miscellaneous Mirth