Men in Dresses

by Findail

If you've seen some men in dresses
And you've ever wondered why...
I believe I can explain it,
Or at least give it a try.

It all started back when Andrinor
Grabbed the Vortex by the balls
He controlled all of the magic
And he built some magic walls

If a wizard wants more power,
He must get down on his knees.
And must gain the trust of Andrinor,
With a nice "Oh, pretty please?"

Once he's got a bit of confidence
He draws power from that cup
And I'm guessing that the power
Must move from the ground and up.

So between all of that kneeling
And the need to funnel juice
What could be much more appealing,
Than a dress where all hangs loose!