The Snogging Song
The Snogging Song (Deo's Nameday Song) by Nawen Amakiir
- Instrument: 24 string Lute
- Costume: PartyDress (with Wine Stains and Cake Crumbles)
- First Performed: At Deo's Nameday Party
Her name is Deo, and she swooshes into everyone life
Just like a mountain breeze on a warm day
She gives everyone 'that' feeling
That everything is possible when she around
Because that's just her way
She the sexy one in our little forest family of sisters
There a naughty fairy garden and seducing deep dark forest but this song not about them (maybe a justice sister one day)
She hangs around with this smelly bartender with a dirty coat
They always walk off together playing all coy
But we know what's going on.
Snogging!
They are snogging on the trail
Snogging off in the trees
over yonder by those bushes
No, really see the dress on the bush
'Cause everybody knows
They are so stupid for each other'
They don't think we know, but we do!
They think they sneaky, but they aren't
We don't watch, cause we can hear it
Here they come... walking right up
Holding hands and acting like nothing just happened
But look at her glow and that smile. He looks a little goofy too.
Doesn't take a sage to see it. Someone in love and its returned.
But like they walked up, they turn and walk off saying they going other ways
But we all know there stolen moments in the forest
Cause its the best place for such (I should know)
The first couple of the forest even if they play shy
We all know what they do when they think we don't
Snogging!
They are snogging at the crossroads
Snogging off in the stream
over yonder by those flowers
No, really see the boots there
'Cause everybody knows
They are so stupid for each other'
They don't think we know, but we do!
They think they sneaky, but they aren't
We don't watch, cause we can hear it
She the Magus of 'Great' Relationships
He the Speaker that speaks with more than words
And that's what known about them but leave the hammer alone.
There something about lighting
But I guess that's for when someone had 32 bottles of Fire Spit
And that when heard the screaming and shouting
But that's 'none' of our business is it?
We see the look oh Finn's face when she says it
That's all one needs to see to know everything!
And by this point, they both either laughing or plotting to off me (Shae take their shovels away, please)
If I turn up missing everyone needs to give them a good looking at
But when the song ends, the crowd goes away, then its time for.
Snogging!
They are snogging behind that building
Snogging off in the grove
over yonder by those trees
No, really see the coat blowing in the wind
'Cause everybody knows
They are so stupid for each other'
They don't think we know, but we do!
They think they sneaky, but they aren't
We don't watch, cause we can hear it
Snogging here, Snogging there
Giving each other that 'goofy' smile
We are waiting, she not crazy
So get on with it and ask her