It Happens

A glimpse at the mindset of the deities who watch over Avlis.

Please note: This is a collection of OOC (out of character) jokes.

Dagath (Life): Shit happens.

Dagath (Death): You're done with shit happening. Hurrah!

Dagath (Rebirth): Just kidding. Instead, you get entirely new shit!

O'Ma: In the end, shit happening is for the best.

Mikon: Shit happens to everybody eventually.

Aarilax: If shit happens, find the guy who caused it and kill him.

Dru'El: What does your heart tell you about shit happening?

Forian: I didn't expect shit like this to happen!

Maleki: I made that shit happen.

Valok: This shit was somebody else's fault, but I fixed it...

Toran: Shit happens exactly when it's supposed to.

Gorethar: Shit is evil. Stop it from happening!

Evrak: I love it when shit happens.

Verossa: When shit happens in the woods, burn it.

Pelar (old): I'm on the trail of somebody else's shit happening...

Pelar (new): If you're too wasteful, no shit will ever happen again.

Skern: We can deal with all this shit together!

Andrinor: If it looks like shit might happen, counterspell it.

Angadar: I have studied shit happening for centuries, and it'll never happen to you. No, really! Honest!

Stephanus: I'm an expert at this shit.

Bobil: I don't have time for this shit, I'm too busy with Angadar's shit!

Xenon: Shit always sticks to your fur!

Dre'Ana: Men just aren't equipped to deal with this shit happening. It's up to us, ladies!

Dra'Nar: If I'd known my parents, none of this shit would have happened.

Berryn: This shit happens every single morning!

The Harpinger: If the shit gets bad enough, I might drop by...

Hurine: Shit happened, but I sold everything short so I'm cool.

Ingoren: Shit might float... but you do not.

Kelvos: This shit is pretty bad now, but the make-up sex will be great.

Cha'reth: Drink this potion, get plenty of bed rest, and call me if the shit happens again.

Mishlekh: A couple more drinks and you'll forget allllll about that shit.

Paragus: If you come in here, shit will happen all over your boots...

Ptah: When shit happens, it's best to just leave town.

Ra-Ghul: THIS SHIT IS REALLY STARTING TO PISS ME OFF!!!

Clangeddin Silverbeard: If ye put dat shite on me anvil, Oi'll crump yer arse frae here ter next Tuesday!

Balgar: "If it is not wemic shit why would I care?"

Aryeh Gidol: What kind of shit did my son get into this time?

Vorin: According to the Pocket Guide to Excrement, Volume VII, examination of this shit can tell us much about what might be happening...

Fegall: Whenever shit happens, the device will begin to whir. Avoid the acid scythes, and press the red button fourteen times, followed by the green three times, then the red again. Shout “OH SHIT!” into this funnel, then close your eyes. After several seconds, the device will begin spewing flowers!

Senath: I have a cunning plan to avoid shit happening to me, whilst luring you into the shit instead.

The'ton: Are you sure shit isn't happening to your children right this very second? Well are you?!

Wilsash: This shit is your worst nightmare.

Dead Dreamer: How much shit did I miss?

Alifanitax: Should have seen this shit coming.

Kimonictinus: When shit happens, it is because I allow it to.

Kuthos: What is this shit? I hate this shit. Kill it all.

Sharistracterus: Shit's never gonna happen. HA! I lied, shit totally just happened, sucker.

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