http://wiki.avlis.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=It_Don%27t_Float_No_MoreIt Don't Float No More - Revision history2026-05-12T06:17:39ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.40.0http://wiki.avlis.org/w/index.php?title=It_Don%27t_Float_No_More&diff=48236&oldid=prevVoidHamlet: Created page with "By Aneirin Menelaos<br><br> ''On account of the raising of the Dawn of Terror''<br><br> A wizard I know just announced today...<br> He thought it ti..."2020-01-11T04:26:27Z<p>Created page with "By <a href="/PCs:Aneirin_Menelaos" title="PCs:Aneirin Menelaos">Aneirin Menelaos</a><br><br> ''On account of the raising of the Dawn of Terror''<br><br> A wizard I know just announced today...<br> He thought it ti..."</p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>By [[PCs:Aneirin_Menelaos|Aneirin Menelaos]]<br><br><br />
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''On account of the raising of the Dawn of Terror''<br><br><br />
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A wizard I know just announced today...<br><br />
He thought it time to take a seaside trip<br><br />
We all smiled and thought it would be mild<br><br />
Until he said he was going to raise a ship<br><br><br />
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And I said:<br><br />
No no no no - It don't float no more<br><br />
It's mostly sitting on the ocean floor<br><br />
No, thank you, please; Despite the ocean breeze<br><br />
That really sounds just like a chore...<br><br><br />
<br />
The wizard explained, there shoudn't be no pain<br><br />
we wouldn't be floating it all alone<br><br />
In a voice quite gentle, he explained his plan<br><br />
He thought he'd use a water elemental<br><br><br />
<br />
And I said:<br><br />
No no no no - It don't float no more<br><br />
It's mostly sitting on the ocean floor<br><br />
No, thank you, please; Despite the ocean breeze<br><br />
That really sounds just like a chore...<br><br><br />
<br />
The only ship, ever sunk by a restless chick<br><br />
Was manned mostly by lizards from Drotid<br><br />
It may sound trite, by now they're pretty ripe<br><br />
and most likely rarin' for a fight<br><br><br />
<br />
And I said:<br><br />
No no no no - It don't float no more<br><br />
It's mostly sitting on the ocean floor<br><br />
No, thank you, please; Despite the ocean breeze<br><br />
That really sounds just like a chore...<br><br><br />
<br />
Most ships you see, tend to bob and weave<br><br />
As Ingoren takes them for a ride<br><br />
and not all of we, really liked the sea<br><br />
and spent some time puking over the side<br><br><br />
<br />
Me I said:<br><br />
No no no no - It don't float no more<br><br />
It's mostly sitting on the ocean floor<br><br />
No, thank you, please; Despite the ocean breeze<br><br />
That really sounds just like a chore...<br><br><br />
<br />
The undersea mount was no pleasant jount<br><br />
Slimy undead lizards all around<br><br />
a distinct lack of air, made it quite unfair<br><br />
the rest of what happened I'll not expound<br><br><br />
<br />
Me I thought:<br><br />
No no no no - It don't float no more<br><br />
only elementals keep it off the ocean floor<br><br />
No, thank you, please; Rotten wood makes me sneeze<br><br />
I think my foot just went through the floor...<br><br><br />
<br />
The lizard cap'n made his second last stand<br><br />
It didn't turn out better than the first<br><br />
We headed west, no one thought in jest<br><br />
The idea of sailing past Mikona was the worst<br><br />
<br />
Me I said:<br><br />
No no no no - It don't float no more<br><br />
Its mostly sitting on the ocean floor<br><br />
No, thank you, please; Despite the ocean breeze<br><br />
That really sounds just like a chore...<br><br><br />
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