Dinner Is On Me

by Adagio D'Tranticus

Dinner is on my, my lads!
Dinner is on me!
Please do not stop to shop for food
Tonight your meal is free

For dinner is on me, my lads
And trout is on the plate
Unless you prefer Ferrell Eel!
Arrive promptly at eight.
Dinner is served to you, my lads
Dinner is served on me
I'll not stop fishing 'till we're fed...

• pauses for effect*
  

We're hav-ing fiiiiiish... frick-a-seeeeeeeeee!