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And you've ever wondered why...<br> | And you've ever wondered why...<br> | ||
I believe I can explain it,<br> | I believe I can explain it,<br> | ||
Or at least give it a try. | Or at least give it a try.<br> | ||
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It all started back when Andrinor<br> | It all started back when Andrinor<br> | ||
Grabbed the Vortex by the balls<br> | Grabbed the Vortex by the balls<br> | ||
He controlled all of the magic<br> | He controlled all of the magic<br> | ||
And he built some magic walls | And he built some magic walls<br> | ||
<br> | |||
If a wizard wants more power,<br> | If a wizard wants more power,<br> | ||
He must get down on his knees.<br> | He must get down on his knees.<br> | ||
And must gain the trust of Andrinor,<br> | And must gain the trust of Andrinor,<br> | ||
With a nice "Oh, pretty please?" | With a nice "Oh, pretty please?"<br> | ||
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Once he's got a bit of confidence<br> | Once he's got a bit of confidence<br> | ||
He draws power from that cup<br> | He draws power from that cup<br> | ||
And I'm guessing that the power<br> | And I'm guessing that the power<br> | ||
Must move from the ground and up. | Must move from the ground and up.<br> | ||
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So between all of that kneeling<br> | So between all of that kneeling<br> | ||
And the need to funnel juice<br> | And the need to funnel juice<br> | ||
What could be much more appealing,<br> | What could be much more appealing,<br> | ||
Than a dress where all hangs loose! | Than a dress where all hangs loose! | ||
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[[Category:Songs|Men in Dresses]] | [[Category:Songs|Men in Dresses]] | ||
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Latest revision as of 06:00, 14 October 2006
by Findail
If you've seen some men in dresses
And you've ever wondered why...
I believe I can explain it,
Or at least give it a try.
It all started back when Andrinor
Grabbed the Vortex by the balls
He controlled all of the magic
And he built some magic walls
If a wizard wants more power,
He must get down on his knees.
And must gain the trust of Andrinor,
With a nice "Oh, pretty please?"
Once he's got a bit of confidence
He draws power from that cup
And I'm guessing that the power
Must move from the ground and up.
So between all of that kneeling
And the need to funnel juice
What could be much more appealing,
Than a dress where all hangs loose!
