PCs:Hafgan: Difference between revisions

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A recipe for moist and delicious cake.

One 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix.
One can prepared coconut pecan frosting.
Three slash four cup vegetable oil.
Four large eggs.
One cup semi-sweet chocolate chips.
Three slash four cups butter or margarine.
One and two third cups granulated sugar.
Two cups all purpose flour.

Don't forget garnishes such as:

Fish shaped crackers.
Fish shaped candies. I like fish.
Fish shaped solid waste.
Fish shaped dirt.
Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
Pull and peel licorice.
Fish shaped organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment.
Candy coated peanut butter pieces shaped like fish.
One cup lemon juice.
Alpha resins.
Unsaturated polyester resins.
Fiberglass surface resins.
And volatile malted milk impoundments.
Nine large egg yolks.
Twelve medium geosynthetic membranes.
One cup granulated sugar.
An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands.'
Two cups rhubarb, sliced.
Two slash three cups granulated rhubarb.
One tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb.
One teaspoon grated orange rhubarb.
Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.
One large rhubarb.
One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.
Two tablespoons rhubarb juice.
Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
Slaughter electric needle injector.
Cordless electric needle injector.
Injector needle driver.
Injector needle gun.
Cranial caps.

And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor control chemicals. That will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.

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-== Hafgan the Wise ==
+A recipe for moist and delicious cake.
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+*One 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix.
+*One can prepared coconut pecan frosting.
+*Three slash four cup vegetable oil.
+*Four large eggs.
+*One cup semi-sweet chocolate chips.
+*Three slash four cups butter or margarine.
+*One and two third cups granulated sugar.
+*Two cups all purpose flour.
+Don't forget garnishes such as:
-Hafgan is a tall, broad-backed human.  His body is lean and hard, as tough as leather, a result of his long years spent traveling and living in the wilds throughout Avlis.  His face is another sign of his rough living.  Across his face, a large scar runs from above his left temple, down to his right cheek.  Piercing gray eyes focus with great concentration, though it seems he is always aware of what is around him.  His head is full of dark brown hair, even though his face has seen many years, but a few traces of gray spread across his scalp.
+*Fish shaped crackers.
+*Fish shaped candies. I like fish.
+*Fish shaped solid waste.
+*Fish shaped dirt.
+*Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
+*Pull and peel licorice.
+*Fish shaped organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment.
+*Candy coated peanut butter pieces shaped like fish.
+*One cup lemon juice.
+*Alpha resins.
+*Unsaturated polyester resins.
+*Fiberglass surface resins.
+*And volatile malted milk impoundments.
+*Nine large egg yolks.
+*Twelve medium geosynthetic membranes.
+*One cup granulated sugar.
+*An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands.'
+*Two cups rhubarb, sliced.
+*Two slash three cups granulated rhubarb.
+*One tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb.
+*One teaspoon grated orange rhubarb.
+*Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.
+*One large rhubarb.
+*One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.
+*Two tablespoons rhubarb juice.
+*Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
+*Slaughter electric needle injector.
+*Cordless electric needle injector.
+*Injector needle driver.
+*Injector needle gun.
+*Cranial caps.
-He is often clothed in dark robes and a helm or hood.  Across his back is normally a large shield and a long, thin blade which he fondly calls "Hewylbane."  He will often introduce himself with different titles which include: Hafgan the Wise; Hafgan the Strong; Hafgan Sereg Slayer; and many others.
+And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor control chemicals. That will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.
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-Not much was known about Hafgan when he appeared in Mikona.  He was wandering aimlessly in the market district when he came across an announcement for a great voyage.  Though he was more comfterable with his feet planted on good hard ground, he hesitated for only a moment before signing on as a crewman under Aryen Milen.  The voyage started out quite well, but became worse and worse as the crew was assulted by dragons and taken prisoner on a dragon infested island.  After many hardships, the crew managed to escape and make their way back to Mikona, and Hafgan was quite glad to be on dry ground again.  He was also glad to head back into the wilds.
-He disappeared from the lands of M'Chek for a while, and decided to travel to the city of Elysia.  There he met an Ogre by the name of Gak the Stone, who led him on a wild adventure through the planes and onto the never-ending staircase.  However, he did not return with Gak for unknown reasons.
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-He has since then appeared in a somewhat random fashion in random places, but he is most often seen in Elysia in the company of another human and a halfling.
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