Bodybuilding the Gnome Way

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By Bobijaafurtenfranz. An excerpt:

"...tired of dwarves making fun of your spindly body? Tired of being pushed around by the tall folk? Don't waste your time doing exercises and lifting weights when you can use the power of Fegall to make yourself a Ring of Superb Muscularity!

"Slip on this ring and you will have to hide from all of your big-nosed female admirers! First, melt a silver ingot. Then take seven dire ox gonads and drop them into the molten metal. Stir the metal for an hour. Then pour off some silver into a fancy ring mold, and while the metal cools crack the mold open and adorn the ring with four small rubies. When the ring has cooled, slip it on and just wait for the beautiful gnome women to come to you!"