Irreverence Awards

What are the Irreverence Awards?

The annual Irreverence Awards is where the not so stellar or laudable among the players can win a prize. Some of us may never win role player of the month, but we sure can misclick and heal mosters damnit! These are meant to be irreverent titles of pride! They are not, and will not be politically correct. They are ours to give to our own with humor, malice, angst, and fuzzy feelings.

Irreverance Awards 2005 Results

1: Spanish inquisition award (Most religious PC) Eldraea (I guess I should take this as a compliment?) Honorable mentions: Jared Evershield, Magnus Khan, Whisper the Shade

2: Funniest PC Gurky Bogglewig (The perfect substitute for a RpotM award) Honorable mentions: Findail Silaureth, Baal esh-Baal, Herschum Herschweissenbach, Rhissaerk Jalesh

3: Scariest PC Damar Ogdem (Easily holding onto this award for another year) Honorable mentions: Micah Elizabeth Ormane, Sinomi Sii, Lady Divinia Cecil

4: Most original PC There were so many different nominations here I’ll just list those that got two instead of one. But every single character reserves this award equally in the end Gurky Bogglewig, Herschum Herschweissenbach, Hert Snyder, Joren Le’igh, Nagel

5: Most unoriginal/stereotype PC (dwarven dwarf PCs, elven elf PCs, etc) Thror Stormhammer (whether this’ll make him even more grumpy is anyone’s guess) Honorable mentions: Just about every elf archer out there.

6: Best monster healer Divinia Cecil (Backed by almost the entirety of Avlis, including Khaelindra) Honorable mentions: There was anyone else?

7: Pussy mage award Oorayv’levena (Your blank vote couldn’t stop the inevitable Eef) Honorable mention: M'hogar

8: Most likely to die at any given moment Dannar Blighte (His altar must surely be covered underneath a mountain of flowers now) Honorable mention: Fraudoc Loclac

9: Most in need of a sex change Tied between Jadrienne Starfire and Dala Wennen (There must be something more to pale mastery than meets the public eye..) Honorable mention: Jared Evershield

10: The middle Garek blackstone (Fill in the blank here please.. I don’t remember ever meeting him IG) Honorable mentions: Kareth Ma’fer, Godloth Mikonar

11: Zombie Award (most likely to be found online) Ony ‘Sea-shrimper’ Bibi (Ensuring everyone gets their daily portion of yarr!) Honorable mention: O’Ma

12: Most likely to give/recieve spite via sexual transmission Susallia Songbird (Extending the bardic repertoire even further) Honorable mentions: Alphonse Ironfin, Jand de la Fleur, Jadrienne Starfire, Micah Elizabeth Ormane, Kareth Ma’fer.

13: Happy camper award '05 Ania Honorable mention: Arion Xalvas

14: Bset typeer awayrd Ony ‘Sea-shrimper’ Bibi (This was to be expected.. sorry Xeo) Apparently most others type decent enough

15: PC we'd most like to see dead, forever Fraudoc Loclac (public enemy #1!) Honorable mention: Kareth Ma’fer

16: Friendly Fire '05 award Ellowin Snyder (Fortunately she hooked herself a perfect living shield.. and occasional bullseye) Honorable mentions: Dale Marshall, Miette Hartley

17: Most Inefectual Alphonse Ironfin (He is cute though) Honorable mention: Mhog’ar

18: INT 3 '05 award Hert Snyder (For obvious reasons.. and the periodic recipient of award winner #16 I’m sure) Honorable mentions: Sinomi Sii, Ed

19: Skywalker award (most in need of a fall to the other side) Hert Snyder (People get confused by a good thug) Honorable mentions: Micah Elizabeth Ormane, Most of the Healer core

20: Jerry springer award (biggest public embarrassment) Rhissaerk Jalesh (Maybe that’s why he moved to the start tent?) Honorable mentions: Heronimous Fox, Sinomi Sii

Irreverence Awards 2004 Results

1: Fanatic '04 (Most Religious PC) Kellid D'Prey

2: Funniest PC Baal esh-Baal

3: Scariest PC Damar Ogdem

4: Most Original PC Feril

5: Most Unoriginal/Stereotype PC (dwarven dwarf PCs, elven elf PCs, etc) Elvithrar Rydralla Honorable mention: Thror Stormhammer

6: Best Monster Healer Divinia

7: Pussy Mage Award Oorayv'levena

8: The Middle Tied between Arc Kressen, and Zopar Uth Matar

9: Most in need of a sex change (polymorph other?) Jadrienne Starfire Honorable mention: Mowghina

10: Most likely to die at any given moment Lucien Dark

11: Zombie Award (most likely to be found online) Rhissaerk Jalesh

12: Most likely to give/recieve spite via sexual transmission Jand de la Fleur Honorable (?) mentions: Archfarchnad Maleficarum and Delclara Nancekuke

13: Power Gamer '04. Quintillion

14: bset typeer awayrd (as in, whoeveer can;t type worth shit) Isamu

15: PC we'd most like to see dead, forever. Isamu Honorable mention: Kardiana Elhandrin

16: Friendly Fire '04 Award Aryana Skelter

17: Most Innefectual Tied between Lucien Dark, and Xen

18: INT 3 '04 award. Tied between Gortog, and Jester

Irreverance Awards 2003 (nominations)

1. Fanatic '03 (Most Religious PC) Polio Kaelyn MacCaddor Amonien Amana

2. Funniest PC Jerry Cornelius Kissik Kuttah

3. Scariest PC Damar Ogdem Timo Karr Silus Froag

4. Most Original PC Raging Squirrel Tangleroot Vence Black

5. Most Unoriginal/Stereotype PC (dwarven dwarf PCs, elven elf PCs, etc) Kharrak Hammerstar Vian Valorian Begnar the Coarse Fustir

6. Best Monster Healer Kharrak Hammerstar Vroshgrak Treesitter

7. Pussy Mage Award Tiras Japeth, Peregryne Twostep

8. The Middle Agatha Dane Halvar Yanocen Kaelyn MacCaddor Mari Briggs Maxinion Carnen Merago Jert Pollio

9. Most in need of a sex change (polymorph other?) Mowghina Moonblood, Roland Barre

10. Most likely to die at any given moment Ayren Milen Cuxn Starfire Jerry Cornelius Kanga Oelwyn Sh'lieulas Zemaneth Silus Froag

11. Zombie Award (most likely to be found online) Green Raven Ayren Milen Tiras Japeth

12. Most likely to give/recieve spite via sexual transmission Aryen Milen Janur Tenirra Grohl 13. Power Gamer '03. Badz'nik LeSonic Kanga Rolland Barre

14. bset typeer awayrd (as in, whoeveer can;t type worth shit) Annika Ju'eir Aodyn Daithi. Arkn'Sterod Bloodsaik Cuxn Starfire Ed Hermonius Fox Kanga Misty Moonbow Amonien Amana Strangg

15. PC we'd most like to see dead, forever. Slade Sanniset Vian Valorian

16. Friendly Fire '03 Award Agatha Dane Badztnik Crunk Elvawen Tu'for Merlo Lurke Sili Lililuen Xal Mor

17. Most Innefectual Ayren Milen Berri Dawns Falcon Froag Most Inneffectual Naril Gel'for Sindee Lightful Zacharias Johannson!

18. INT 3 '03 award. Arena Helerin Grohl Kanga Llyshra Ned Kelly Raging Squirrel Sharla Strider Sydney Losstarot Vence Black Vroshgrak Treesitter