The Spore Cloud Inn

by Brant Risko

If you go to the Underdark
The Spore Cloud Inn you'll see
Talk to the great big mushrooms
Using just your brain energy

If you go to the Underdark
The Spore Cloud Inn you'll find
But you shouldn't eat the meatballs
You'll get indigestion of the mind

A wizard I know ate one
The first time I was ever there
He forgot how to cast his spells
And he didn't even care!