Poetic Personalities of M'Chek and T'Nanshi

by Hargas Steelhead

A LADDIE named Alladorn Echindar,
to a WHORE'S uncle casually mentioned her.
He said, "AIN'T she divine,
when OBSERVED from behind?"
Said the UNCLE, "That's why I commissioned her!"

A PRETTY young lass named Amonien,
Had MORE clothes than any Mikonian.
To STORE her deposits,
She BUILT extra closets,
Near BIG ENOUGH to stable a pony in!

A PRETTY young lass named Amonien,
Had MORE clothes than any Mikonian.
To STORE her deposits,
She BUILT extra closets,
Near BIG ENOUGH to stable a pony in!

There WAS a young fellow named Bel
Whose TALE is heart-breaking to tell.
In the WOODS he did crap
Right OVER a trap.
The RESULT, oh it's tragic as hell!

A TROUBLED young laddie named Branik,
Was FREQUENTLY seen in a panic.
When BROUGHT to a priest,
To CURE his disease,
The CLERIC said "Fuk it! He's manic!"

A GUILTY young fella named Crestu,
Once LOOKED for a priest to confess to.
He OPENED his bag o' sins,
By MISTAKE to a paladin,
Who SAID, "Now I have to arrest you!"

There ONCE was a laddie named Delen,
who FANCIED a ripe juicy melon.
with a SHARP-pointed pole,
he CARVED out a hole,
and WHAT he did then, I'm not tellin'!

There ONCE was a laddie named Drakken,
Who's KNOWLEDGE of ladies was lackin'.
He THOUGHT that all lasses
Liked HAVING their asses,
BESTOWED with his squeezin' and smackin'!

The HANDSOME young man Durenunde,
could NOT keep his instrument tuned.
He PLAYED it so much,
it HURT to the touch,
and NOW, sad to say, it is ruin'd!

There WAS an old woman named Esther,
Who SAID to the man who undressed her,
"You'll FIND it best, dear,
To APPROACH from the rear.
The FRONT is beginning to fester."

I ONCE knew a fella named Grumb,
Whose BOTTOM was totally numb.
Until ONE day he sat,
On a SHARP-clawed house cat,
And he YELLED, "Oy! There's sense in my bum!"

There ONCE was a fellow named Jozan,
who AWOKE after hours of dozin',
his PANTS had a hole,
which LET in the cold,
and the TIP of his willy was frozen!

So ah SAID t' thes lass named Yvarra "Hey!
Ye COME from a land very far away.
Yir BEAUTY'S exotic,
An' yir SCENT es narcotic,
Ef ah ASKED fir a kiss, what wid ye say?"
Miss MILKINA she smiled as she sweetly said,
"Yir CUTE as a button, Sir Steely Head!
But ah'm NOT keen on kissin',
There's so MUCH we'd be missin',
So HOW 'bout we go to yir room instead!"