Shall I spin ye a tale o' Silver an' Gold?
One o' diamonds an' emeralds an' pearls?
Mebbe sing ye a song about Andarran maids,
Or them fair, high-born Kurathene girls.
I might whisper dark secrets from far away lands,
I might tell ye where rich treasures hide,
Or I'll thrill ye with deeds done by ol' pirate kings,
Or let on where great monsters abide.
For I knows ev'ry one o' them stories,
Cause I seen my fair share o the world,
An' I've told 'em in most ev'ry tavern,
T' drunks, mages, swordsmen, an' girls.
~ Shelly Maroon ~