Irreverence Awards
What are the Irreverence Awards?
The annual Irreverence Awards is where the not so stellar or laudable among the players can win a prize. Some of us may never win role player of the month, but we sure can misclick and heal mosters damnit! These are meant to be irreverent titles of pride! They are not, and will not be politically correct. They are ours to give to our own with humor, malice, angst, and fuzzy feelings.
Irreverence Awards 2005 Results
1: Spanish inquisition award (Most religious PC)
Eldraea
Honorable mentions: Jared Evershield, Magnus Khan, Whisper the Shade
2: Funniest PC
Gurky Bogglewig (The perfect substitute for a RpotM award)
Honorable mentions: Findail Silaureth, Baal esh-Baal, Herschum Herschweissenbach, Rhissaerk Jalesh
3: Scariest PC
Damar Ogdem (Easily holding onto this award for another year)
Honorable mentions: Micah Elizabeth Ormane, Sinomi Sii, Lady Divinia Cecil
4: Most original PC
Gurky Bogglewig, Herschum Herschweissenbach, Hert Snyder, Joren Le’igh, Nagel
5: Most unoriginal/stereotype PC (dwarven dwarf PCs, elven elf PCs, etc)
Thror Stormhammer (whether this’ll make him even more grumpy is anyone’s guess)
Honorable mentions: Just about every elf archer out there.
6: Best monster healer
Divinia Cecil (Backed by almost the entirety of Avlis, including Khaelindra)
Honorable mentions: There was anyone else?
7: Pussy mage award
Oorayv’levena (Your blank vote couldn’t stop the inevitable Eef)
Honorable mention: M'hogar
8: Most likely to die at any given moment
Dannar Blighte (His altar must surely be covered underneath a mountain of flowers now)
Honorable mention: Fraudoc Loclac
9: Most in need of a sex change
Tied between Jadrienne Starfire and Dala Wennen (There must be something more to pale mastery than meets the public eye..)
Honorable mention: Jared Evershield
10: The middle
Garek blackstone (Fill in the blank here please.. I don’t remember ever meeting him IG)
Honorable mentions: Kareth Ma’fer, Godloth Mikonar
11: Zombie Award (most likely to be found online)
Ony ‘Sea-shrimper’ Bibi (Ensuring everyone gets their daily portion of yarr!)
Honorable mention: O’Ma
12: Most likely to give/recieve spite via sexual transmission
Susallia Songbird (Extending the bardic repertoire even further)
Honorable mentions: Alphonse Ironfin, Jand de la Fleur, Jadrienne Starfire, Micah Elizabeth Ormane, Kareth Ma’fer.
13: Happy camper award '05
Ania
Honorable mention: Arion Xalvas
14: Bset typeer awayrd
Ony ‘Sea-shrimper’ Bibi (This was to be expected.. sorry Xeo)
Apparently most others type decent enough
15: PC we'd most like to see dead, forever
Fraudoc Loclac (public enemy #1!)
Honorable mention: Kareth Ma’fer
16: Friendly Fire '05 award
Ellowin Snyder (Fortunately she hooked herself a perfect living shield.. and occasional bullseye)
Honorable mentions: Dale Marshall, Miette Hartley
17: Most Inefectual
Alphonse Ironfin (He is cute though)
Honorable mention: Mhog’ar
18: INT 3 '05 award
Hert Snyder (For obvious reasons.. and the periodic recipient of award winner #16 I’m sure)
Honorable mentions: Sinomi Sii, Ed
19: Skywalker award (most in need of a fall to the other side)
Hert Snyder (People get confused by a good thug)
Honorable mentions: Micah Elizabeth Ormane, Most of the Healer core
20: Jerry springer award (biggest public embarrassment)
Rhissaerk Jalesh (Maybe that’s why he moved to the start tent?)
Honorable mentions: Heronimous Fox, Sinomi Sii
Irreverence Awards 2004 Results
1: Fanatic '04 (Most Religious PC)
Kellid D'Prey
2: Funniest PC
Baal esh-Baal
3: Scariest PC
Damar Ogdem
4: Most Original PC
Feril
5: Most Unoriginal/Stereotype PC (dwarven dwarf PCs, elven elf PCs, etc)
Elvithrar Rydralla
Honorable mention: Thror Stormhammer
6: Best Monster Healer
Divinia
7: Pussy Mage Award
Oorayv'levena
8: The Middle
Tied between Arc Kressen, and Zopar Uth Matar
9: Most in need of a sex change (polymorph other?)
Jadrienne Starfire
Honorable mention: Mowghina
10: Most likely to die at any given moment
Lucien Dark
11: Zombie Award (most likely to be found online)
Rhissaerk Jalesh
12: Most likely to give/recieve spite via sexual transmission
Jand de la Fleur
Honorable mentions: Archfarchnad Maleficarum and Delclara Nancekuke
13: Power Gamer '04.
Quintillion
14: bset typeer awayrd (as in, whoeveer can;t type worth shit)
Isamu
15: PC we'd most like to see dead, forever.
Isamu
Honorable mention: Kardiana Elhandrin
16: Friendly Fire '04 Award
Aryana Skelter
17: Most Innefectual
Tied between Lucien Dark, and Xen
18: INT 3 '04 award.
Tied between Gortog, and Jester
Irreverence Awards 2003 (nominations)
1. Fanatic '03 (Most Religious PC)
Polio
Kaelyn MacCaddor
Amonien Amana
2. Funniest PC
Jerry Cornelius
Kissik Kuttah
3. Scariest PC
Damar Ogdem
Timo Karr
Silus Froag
4. Most Original PC
Raging Squirrel
Tangleroot
Vence Black
5. Most Unoriginal/Stereotype PC (dwarven dwarf PCs, elven elf PCs, etc)
Kharrak Hammerstar
Vian Valorian
Begnar the Coarse Fustir
6. Best Monster Healer
Kharrak Hammerstar
Vroshgrak Treesitter
7. Pussy Mage Award
Tiras Japeth,
Peregryne Twostep
8. The Middle
Agatha Dane
Halvar Yanocen
Kaelyn MacCaddor
Mari Briggs
Maxinion Carnen
Merago Jert
Pollio
9. Most in need of a sex change (polymorph other?)
Mowghina Moonblood
Roland Barre
10. Most likely to die at any given moment
Ayren Milen
Cuxn Starfire
Jerry Cornelius
Kanga
Oelwyn
Sh'lieulas Zemaneth
Silus Froag
11. Zombie Award (most likely to be found online)
Green Raven
Ayren Milen
Tiras Japeth
12. Most likely to give/recieve spite via sexual transmission
Aryen Milen
Janur
Tenirra
Grohl
13. Power Gamer '03.
Badz'nik LeSonic
Kanga
Rolland Barre
14. bset typeer awayrd (as in, whoeveer can;t type worth shit)
Annika Ju'eir
Aodyn Daithi
Arkn'Sterod Bloodsaik
Cuxn Starfire
Ed
Hermonius Fox
Kanga
Misty Moonbow
Amonien Amana
Strangg
15. PC we'd most like to see dead, forever.
Slade Sanniset
Vian Valorian
16. Friendly Fire '03 Award
Agatha Dane
Badztnik
Crunk
Elvawen Tu'for
Merlo Lurke
Sili Lililuen
Xal Mor
17. Most Innefectual
Ayren Milen
Berri Dawns
Falcon
Froag
Naril Gel'for
Sindee Lightful
Zacharias Johannson
18. INT 3 '03 award.
Arena Helerin
Grohl
Kanga
Llyshra
Ned Kelly
Raging Squirrel
Sharla Strider
Sydney Losstarot
Vence Black
Vroshgrak Treesitter