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by Hargas Steelhead <br \>
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A LADDIE named Alladorn Echindar, <br \>
to a WHORE'S uncle casually mentioned her. <br \>
He said, "AIN'T she divine, <br \>
when OBSERVED from behind?" <br \>
Said the UNCLE, "That's why I commissioned her!" <br \>
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A PRETTY young lass named Amonien, <br \>
Had MORE clothes than any Mikonian. <br \>
To STORE her deposits, <br \>
She BUILT extra closets, <br \>
Near BIG ENOUGH to stable a pony in! <br \>
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A PRETTY young lass named Amonien, <br \>
Had MORE clothes than any Mikonian. <br \>
To STORE her deposits, <br \>
She BUILT extra closets, <br \>
Near BIG ENOUGH to stable a pony in! <br \>
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There WAS a young fellow named Bel <br \>
Whose TALE is heart-breaking to tell. <br \>
In the WOODS he did crap <br \>
Right OVER a trap. <br \>
The RESULT, oh it's tragic as hell! <br \>
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A TROUBLED young laddie named Branik, <br \>
Was FREQUENTLY seen in a panic. <br \>
When BROUGHT to a priest, <br \>
To CURE his disease, <br \>
The CLERIC said "Fuk it! He's manic!" <br \>
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A GUILTY young fella named Crestu, <br \>
Once LOOKED for a priest to confess to. <br \>
He OPENED his bag o' sins, <br \>
By MISTAKE to a paladin, <br \>
Who SAID, "Now I have to arrest you!" <br \>
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There ONCE was a laddie named Delen, <br \>
who FANCIED a ripe juicy melon. <br \>
with a SHARP-pointed pole, <br \>
he CARVED out a hole, <br \>
and WHAT he did then, I'm not tellin'! <br \>
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There ONCE was a laddie named Drakken, <br \>
Who's KNOWLEDGE of ladies was lackin'. <br \>
He THOUGHT that all lasses <br \>
Liked HAVING their asses, <br \>
BESTOWED with his squeezin' and smackin'! <br \>
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The HANDSOME young man Durenunde, <br \>
could NOT keep his instrument tuned. <br \>
He PLAYED it so much, <br \>
it HURT to the touch, <br \>
and NOW, sad to say, it is ruin'd! <br \>
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There WAS an old woman named Esther, <br \>
Who SAID to the man who undressed her, <br \>
"You'll FIND it best, dear, <br \>
To APPROACH from the rear. <br \>
The FRONT is beginning to fester." <br \>
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I ONCE knew a fella named Grumb, <br \>
Whose BOTTOM was totally numb. <br \>
Until ONE day he sat, <br \>
On a SHARP-clawed house cat, <br \>
And he YELLED, "Oy! There's sense in my bum!" <br \>
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There ONCE was a fellow named Jozan, <br \>
who AWOKE after hours of dozin', <br \>
his PANTS had a hole, <br \>
which LET in the cold, <br \>
and the TIP of his willy was frozen! <br \>


So ah SAID t' thes lass named Yvarra "Hey! <br \>
Ye COME from a land very far away. <br \>
Yir BEAUTY'S exotic, <br \>
An' yir SCENT es narcotic, <br \>
Ef ah ASKED fir a kiss, what wid ye say?" <br \>
Miss MILKINA she smiled as she sweetly said, <br \>
"Yir CUTE as a button, Sir Steely Head! <br \>
But ah'm NOT keen on kissin', <br \>
There's so MUCH we'd be missin', <br \>
So HOW 'bout we go to yir room instead!" <br \>

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