Orcs Song

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By Rali'vinee


*Returning home from over a month away, Rali finds several letters waiting for her. . . this one piece of parchment, in Kero Tevez' handwriting, she tucks firmly into her songbook*


Dear Rali.


I know you're on Arkaz and I'll be venturing back to meet you soon if you're still there, but here is your orc song, I wrote it down for you. It's one fo my favourites.


Orcs!


Hacking the Orcs into smaller pieces

Seems to work as a plan.

Chop chop!

But, think as my god would expect . . .

Keep AWAY from the Orcs that go, "POP!"

is a good idea . . .


Enter in-vis-i-ble, sneaky a-round the cor-ners. . .

Am-bush their world! Chop chop!

But, think as my god would expect. . .

Keep AWAY from the Orcs that go, “POP!”

Is a good idea . . .


Send in the Baaaaaaaaard and she will curse and make them mad.

They will run a-round for archers to shoot,

theeeeeeeeeeen. . . CHOP CHOP!

But, think as my god would expect. . .

Keep AWAY from the Orcs that go, “POP!”

Is a good idea . . .


And wedge them together in doorways,

Keep them smooshed to-geth-er, CHOP CHOP!

But, think as my god would expect. . .

Keep AWAY from the Orcs that go, “POP!”

Is a good idea . . .

CHOP CHOP!



*Performed March 10, 2008 during the later performance of Monthly Monday Madness in Ferrell's Port Hole*