Orcs Song

By Rali'vinee

*Returning home from over a month away, Rali finds several letters waiting for her. . . this one piece of parchment, in Kero Tevez' handwriting, she tucks firmly into her songbook* Dear Rali. I know you're on Arkaz and I'll be venturing back to meet you soon if you're still there, but here is your orc song, I wrote it down for you. It's one fo my favourites. Orcs! Hacking the Orcs into smaller pieces Seems to work as a plan. Chop chop! But, think as my god would expect . . . Keep AWAY from the Orcs that go, "POP!" is a good idea . . . Enter in-vis-i-ble, sneaky a-round the cor-ners. . . Am-bush their world! Chop chop! But, think as my god would expect. . . Keep AWAY from the Orcs that go, “POP!” Is a good idea . . . Send in the Baaaaaaaaard and she will curse and make them mad. They will run a-round for archers to shoot, theeeeeeeeeeen. . . CHOP CHOP! But, think as my god would expect. . . Keep AWAY from the Orcs that go, “POP!” Is a good idea . . . And wedge them together in doorways, Keep them smooshed to-geth-er, CHOP CHOP! But, think as my god would expect. . . Keep AWAY from the Orcs that go, “POP!” Is a good idea . . . CHOP CHOP! *Performed March 10, 2008 during the later performance of Monthly Monday Madness in Ferrell's Port Hole*