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'''Please note: This is a collection of OOC (out of character) jokes.'''
'''Please note: This is a collection of OOC (out of character) jokes.'''


: Dagath (Life): Shit happens.


: [[Dagath]] (Life): Shit happens.
: [[Dagath]] (Death): You're done with shit happening. Hurrah!
 
: Dagath (Death): You're done with shit happening. Hurrah!


: Dagath (Rebirth): Just kidding. Instead, you get entirely new shit!
: Dagath (Rebirth): Just kidding. Instead, you get entirely new shit!
: [[O'Ma]]: In the end, shit happening is for the best.
: [[Mikon]]: Shit happens to everybody eventually.


: [[Aarilax]]: If shit happens, find the guy who caused it and kill him.
: [[Aarilax]]: If shit happens, find the guy who caused it and kill him.


: [[Dru'El]]: What does your heart tell you about shit happening?
: [[Alifanitax]]: Should have seen this shit coming.


: [[Forian]]: I didn't expect shit like this to happen!
: [[Andrinor]]: If it looks like shit might happen, counterspell it.


: [[Maleki]]: I made that shit happen.
: [[Angadar]]: I have studied shit happening for centuries, and it'll never happen to you. No, really! Honest!


: [[Valok]]: This shit was somebody else's fault, but I fixed it...
: [[Aryeh Gidol]]: What kind of shit did my son get into this time?


: [[Toran]]: Shit happens exactly when it's supposed to.
: [[Balgar]]: "If it is not [[wemic]] shit why would I care?"


: [[Gorethar]]: Shit is evil. Stop it from happening!
: [[Berryn]]: This shit happens every single morning!


: [[Evrak]]: I love it when shit happens.
: [[Bobil]]: I don't have time for this shit, I'm too busy with Angadar's shit!


: [[Verossa]]: When shit happens in the woods, burn it.
: [[Cha'reth]]: Drink this potion, get plenty of bed rest, and call me if the shit happens again.


: [[Pelar]] (old): I'm on the trail of somebody else's shit happening...
: [[Clangeddin Silverbeard]]: If ye put dat shite on me anvil, Oi'll crump yer arse frae here ter next Tuesday!


: Pelar (new): If you're too wasteful, no shit will ever happen again.
: [[Corellon Larethian]]: [[Elf]] Shit is the most graceful of all the shit there is. Just try not to step in [[Orc]] shit.


: [[Skern]]: We can deal with all this shit together!
: [[Dead Dreamer]]: How much shit did I miss?


: [[Andrinor]]: If it looks like shit might happen, counterspell it.
: [[Dra'Nar]]: If I'd known my parents, none of this shit would have happened.


: [[Angadar]]: I have studied shit happening for centuries, and it'll never happen to you. No, really! Honest!
: [[Dre'Ana]]: Men just aren't equipped to deal with this shit happening. It's up to us, ladies!


: [[Stephanus]]: I'm an expert at this shit.
: [[Dru'El]]: What does your heart tell you about shit happening?


: [[Bobil]]: I don't have time for this shit, I'm too busy with Angadar's shit!
: [[Evrak]]: I love it when shit happens.


: [[Dre'Ana]]: Men just aren't equipped to deal with this shit happening. It's up to us, ladies!
: [[Fegall]]: Whenever shit happens, the device will begin to whir. Avoid the acid scythes, and press the red button fourteen times, followed by the green three times, then the red again. Shout “OH SHIT!” into this funnel, then close your eyes. After several seconds, the device will begin spewing flowers!


: [[Dra'Nar]]: If I'd known my parents, none of this shit would have happened.
: [[Forian]]: I didn't expect shit like this to happen!


: [[Berryn]]: This shit happens every single morning!
: [[Gorethar]]: Shit is evil. Stop it from happening!
 
: [[The Harpinger]]: If the shit gets bad enough, I might drop by...


: [[Hurine]]: Shit happened, but I sold everything short so I'm cool.
: [[Hurine]]: Shit happened, but I sold everything short so I'm cool.
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: [[Kelvos]]: This shit is pretty bad now, but the make-up sex will be great.
: [[Kelvos]]: This shit is pretty bad now, but the make-up sex will be great.


: [[Cha'reth]]: Drink this potion, get plenty of bed rest, and call me if the shit happens again.
: [[Kimonictinus]]: When shit happens, it is because I allow it to.
 
: [[Kuthos]]: What is this shit? I hate this shit. Kill it all.
 
: [[Maleki]]: I ''made'' that shit happen.
 
: [[Mikon]]: Shit happens to everybody eventually.


: [[Mishlekh]]: A couple more drinks and you'll forget allllll about that shit.
: [[Mishlekh]]: A couple more drinks and you'll forget allllll about that shit.
: [[O'Ma]]: In the end, shit happening is for the best.


: [[Paragus]]: If you come in here, shit will happen all over your boots...
: [[Paragus]]: If you come in here, shit will happen all over your boots...
: [[Pelar]] (old): I'm on the trail of somebody else's shit happening...
: Pelar (new): If you're too wasteful, no shit will ever happen again.


: [[Ptah]]: When shit happens, it's best to just leave town.
: [[Ptah]]: When shit happens, it's best to just leave town.
: [[Qinoxitl]]: ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉PRəPA҉̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̔̚̕̚̕̚҉Rə FoR THə҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡AWAKeN|NG ͡҉THAT DEVoURS YOUR MIN̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̔̚̕̚̕̚҉D AND SoUL... ҉SH҉IT COMəS̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉!!


: [[Ra-Ghul]]: THIS SHIT IS REALLY STARTING TO PISS ME OFF!!!
: [[Ra-Ghul]]: THIS SHIT IS REALLY STARTING TO PISS ME OFF!!!


: [[Clangeddin Silverbeard]]: If ye put dat shite on me anvil, Oi'll crump yer arse frae here ter next Tuesday!
: [[Senath]]: I have a cunning plan to avoid shit happening to me, whilst luring you into the shit instead.


: [[Balgar]]: "If it is not wemic shit why would I care?"
: [[Sharistracterus]]: Shit's never gonna happen. HA! I lied, shit totally just happened, sucker.


: [[Aryeh Gidol]]: What kind of shit did my son get into this time?
: [[Skern]]: We can deal with all this shit together!


: [[Vorin]]: According to the Pocket Guide to Excrement, Volume VII, examination of this shit can tell us much about what might be happening...
: [[Stephanus]]: I'm an expert at this shit.


: [[Fegall]]: Whenever shit happens, the device will begin to whir. Avoid the acid scythes, and press the red button fourteen times, followed by the green three times, then the red again. Shout “OH SHIT!” into this funnel, then close your eyes. After several seconds, the device will begin spewing flowers!
: [[The Harpinger]]: If the shit gets bad enough, I might drop by...
 
: [[Senath]]: I have a cunning plan to avoid shit happening to me, whilst luring you into the shit instead.


: [[The'ton]]: Are you sure shit isn't happening to your children right this very second? Well are you?!
: [[The'ton]]: Are you sure shit isn't happening to your children right this very second? Well are you?!


: [[Wilsash]]: This shit is your worst nightmare.
: [[Tobin]] [[Dracon]] will scare you shitless!!


: [[Dead Dreamer]]: How much shit did I miss?
: [[Toran]]: Shit happens exactly when it's supposed to.


: [[Alifanitax]]: Should have seen this shit coming.
: [[Valok]]: This shit was somebody else's fault, but I fixed it...


: [[Kimonictinus]]: When shit happens, it is because I allow it to.
: [[Verossa]]: When shit happens in the woods, burn it.


: [[Kuthos]]: What is this shit? I hate this shit. Kill it all.
: [[Vorin]]: According to the Pocket Guide to Excrement, Volume VII, examination of this shit can tell us much about what might be happening...
 
: [[Sharistracterus]]: Shit's never gonna happen. HA! I lied, shit totally just happened, sucker.


: [[Wilsash]]: This shit is your worst nightmare.


: [[Xenon]]: Shit ''always'' sticks to your fur!


: [[Qinoxitl]]: ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉PRəPA҉̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̔̚̕̚̕̚҉Rə FoR THə҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡AWAKeN|NG ͡҉THAT DEVoURS YOUR MIN̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̔̚̕̚̕̚҉D AND SoUL... ҉SH҉IT COMəS̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉!!


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Latest revision as of 00:41, 18 August 2010



A glimpse at the mindset of the deities who watch over Avlis.

Please note: This is a collection of OOC (out of character) jokes.

Dagath (Life): Shit happens.
Dagath (Death): You're done with shit happening. Hurrah!
Dagath (Rebirth): Just kidding. Instead, you get entirely new shit!
Aarilax: If shit happens, find the guy who caused it and kill him.
Alifanitax: Should have seen this shit coming.
Andrinor: If it looks like shit might happen, counterspell it.
Angadar: I have studied shit happening for centuries, and it'll never happen to you. No, really! Honest!
Aryeh Gidol: What kind of shit did my son get into this time?
Balgar: "If it is not wemic shit why would I care?"
Berryn: This shit happens every single morning!
Bobil: I don't have time for this shit, I'm too busy with Angadar's shit!
Cha'reth: Drink this potion, get plenty of bed rest, and call me if the shit happens again.
Clangeddin Silverbeard: If ye put dat shite on me anvil, Oi'll crump yer arse frae here ter next Tuesday!
Corellon Larethian: Elf Shit is the most graceful of all the shit there is. Just try not to step in Orc shit.
Dead Dreamer: How much shit did I miss?
Dra'Nar: If I'd known my parents, none of this shit would have happened.
Dre'Ana: Men just aren't equipped to deal with this shit happening. It's up to us, ladies!
Dru'El: What does your heart tell you about shit happening?
Evrak: I love it when shit happens.
Fegall: Whenever shit happens, the device will begin to whir. Avoid the acid scythes, and press the red button fourteen times, followed by the green three times, then the red again. Shout “OH SHIT!” into this funnel, then close your eyes. After several seconds, the device will begin spewing flowers!
Forian: I didn't expect shit like this to happen!
Gorethar: Shit is evil. Stop it from happening!
Hurine: Shit happened, but I sold everything short so I'm cool.
Ingoren: Shit might float... but you do not.
Kelvos: This shit is pretty bad now, but the make-up sex will be great.
Kimonictinus: When shit happens, it is because I allow it to.
Kuthos: What is this shit? I hate this shit. Kill it all.
Maleki: I made that shit happen.
Mikon: Shit happens to everybody eventually.
Mishlekh: A couple more drinks and you'll forget allllll about that shit.
O'Ma: In the end, shit happening is for the best.
Paragus: If you come in here, shit will happen all over your boots...
Pelar (old): I'm on the trail of somebody else's shit happening...
Pelar (new): If you're too wasteful, no shit will ever happen again.
Ptah: When shit happens, it's best to just leave town.
Qinoxitl: ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉PRəPA҉̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̔̚̕̚̕̚҉Rə FoR THə҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡AWAKeN|NG ͡҉THAT DEVoURS YOUR MIN̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̔̚̕̚̕̚҉D AND SoUL... ҉SH҉IT COMəS̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉!!
Ra-Ghul: THIS SHIT IS REALLY STARTING TO PISS ME OFF!!!
Senath: I have a cunning plan to avoid shit happening to me, whilst luring you into the shit instead.
Sharistracterus: Shit's never gonna happen. HA! I lied, shit totally just happened, sucker.
Skern: We can deal with all this shit together!
Stephanus: I'm an expert at this shit.
The Harpinger: If the shit gets bad enough, I might drop by...
The'ton: Are you sure shit isn't happening to your children right this very second? Well are you?!
Tobin Dracon will scare you shitless!!
Toran: Shit happens exactly when it's supposed to.
Valok: This shit was somebody else's fault, but I fixed it...
Verossa: When shit happens in the woods, burn it.
Vorin: According to the Pocket Guide to Excrement, Volume VII, examination of this shit can tell us much about what might be happening...
Wilsash: This shit is your worst nightmare.
Xenon: Shit always sticks to your fur!